c/dadjokes · by 257m@sh.itjust.works · 2y"One of my favourite hobbies is misattributing quotes" - Gandhi 68 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world
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768@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
"Mexico will pay for this wall" - Walter Ulbricht
"I'm a material girl" - Marie Curie
"Give me your war face!" - V. Putin
"Have you tried turning the device on and off again?" - Robert Oppenheimer
"Please wear protection over mouth and nose" - Ellen Ripley
thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz · 10 pts · 2y
"Rule of Acquisition Number 211: Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them." -Elon Musk
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 8 pts · 2y
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Micheal Scott
Dr_Cog@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
- Wayne Gretsky
Chickenstalker@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
"I say nuke em all!" - Gandhi
WalrusByte@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
"You can't always believe what you read on the internet"
- Abraham Lincoln
whaleross@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
"52 inspirational quotes should be enough for anyone."
Old man Filofax
768@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
"The Constitution of the United States of America is the supreme law of the United States of America." - Donald Trump
"The ego represents what may be called reason and common sense" - Donald Trump