Madeline: We actually got pretty close to that, but not in the "just don't poop" way. Took a massive dose of laxatives for reasons, and it took over 48 hours for our guts to fill up enough that there was anything to poop.
Lemmy has only existed since 2019, so it's up to you to go out there and make your own jolly rancher, swamps of degobah and colby 2012 stories... well maybe not that last one
At some point a week or so ago, someone posted a question asking what the best foods are to eat so to minimize (or eliminate) pooping for 3 days – and refused to explain why they needed this.
That post blew up, and for several days afterwards people were making references to it and jokes about it!
31 Comments
thrawn21@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 3y
Well there's the guy who didn't want to shit for three days...
danhasnolife@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y
I think the shit prevention thread might be the first all-timer here.
ki77erb@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
That's a classic!
Seriously though I just read that. WTF?
haulyard@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
And that one persons crazy comment calling OP out, congratulating them on their upcoming sex trip. Like, immediately called out the situation. lmao
goolz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Ooo sauce?
haulyard@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
https://lemmy.world/comment/463134
clueless_stoner@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
return2ozma@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Go on...
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y
All of a sudden having camper shits is noteworthy? Damn, y'all must never have gotten super constipated lol
CosmicSploogeDrizzle@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 3y
clueless_stoner@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
leapingleopard@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 3y
I knew Reddit had gone to hell when nobody knew what the jolly rancher story was. Hello friends :)
return2ozma@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 3y
Or the two broken arms guy.
MadWorks@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
A mother's day favorite!
kaya@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Or the poop knife
Redditiscancer789@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 3y
How much Lemmy wants you to know baseball results.
wildchandelure@midwest.social · 19 pts · 3y
Atm the only one we have I've seen is the Mysterious 3 day poop challenge. I believe we have yet to hear from this guy.
https://lemmy.world/post/440073
czarrie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Some say he's still not pooping to this day
andyMFK@reddthat.com · 17 pts · 3y
There was the guy that wanted to know how to go 3 days without pooping
ifDogsCouldTalk@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Go on…
illi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Ask and ye shall receive: https://lemmy.world/post/440073
JunctionSystem@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Madeline: We actually got pretty close to that, but not in the "just don't poop" way. Took a massive dose of laxatives for reasons, and it took over 48 hours for our guts to fill up enough that there was anything to poop.
peter@feddit.uk · 16 pts · 3y
Lemmy has only existed since 2019, so it's up to you to go out there and make your own jolly rancher, swamps of degobah and colby 2012 stories... well maybe not that last one
qjkxbmwvz@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 3y
Not sure this counts as lore just yet, but https://lemmy.world/post/440073
ooterness@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Is it the one about pooping? click Yup.
surrendertogravity@wayfarershaven.eu · 11 pts · 3y
At some point a week or so ago, someone posted a question asking what the best foods are to eat so to minimize (or eliminate) pooping for 3 days – and refused to explain why they needed this.
That post blew up, and for several days afterwards people were making references to it and jokes about it!
clueless_stoner@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
Mewtwo@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
He's busy trying to shit
jake_eric@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
We're still young. You gotta make one yourself!
DmMacniel@feddit.de · 5 pts · 3y
I would say that the voluntary three days constipation could count as a legend?
Ech@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Anitabath097@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
That I really need a bath.
tallwookie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
oh god, I remembered that story. damn you OP
j4k3@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 3y