Poor baby. Those are booty pants too. They are supposed to hug your butt and make it look big. My wife and I saw a lady getting on a plane with them on. We pointed and giggled while she secretly ordered a pair.
This was like one of those perspective games where it looks like an ass/naked man/cock when it's actually a bird or something. The only difference was that this was the reverse of that.
However, after staring at this pic for like 5 min, I'm glad to share that I successfully managed to notice the ass. The line in the middle is where the crack is. Yeah.... They have a very very flat ass.
I’ll be downvoted to oblivion but this post is fucked up. Body shaming is fucking despicable. Your downvotes prove me right that this place is just a toxic cesspit
I mean yeah, but it's mainly funny because I had absolutely no idea what I was looking at. The color, pattern and lighting meant I really absolutely had no idea what I was looking at. A back? A sweater? A cat? A crotch? A knee? An ass? Something else?
53 Comments
ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com · 261 pts · 2y
So flat it's not even NSFW
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y
seriously. I had to come to the comments to figure out the answer to the original question: "What IS that?"
I'm leaning toward "It's a sofa."
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 42 pts · 2y
I thought it was the side of her knee joint. Y'know when you squat down and you smush parts of your thigh and calf out?
That.
TheBlackKnight@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Ditto
theneverfox@pawb.social · 9 pts · 2y
I thought it was a dudes armpit. It's lopsided, like a pectoral with a little cushioning
tslnox@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 2y
CAT: So what is it?
Dkarma@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
It's a white hole. 🤔🤷♂️
Norgur@kbin.social · 164 pts · 2y
I could have sworn that this was her armpit from the back
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 39 pts · 2y
Or his armpit from the front
Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com · 29 pts · 2y
Or a sofa?
Feirdro@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
I think this is right.
Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y
I was thinking the inside of a bent knee at first haha
MartinXYZ@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Yeah, I can see that
tonyn@lemmy.ml · 143 pts · 2y
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 59 pts · 2y
According to AI ... this is anatomically correct
MartinXYZ@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Wow. Her neck-area is all kinds of fucked.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
okay now do one where it's the edge of a sofa.
ohlaph@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
What a majestic piece.
harry_balzac@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
I really hope so. Any other interpretations and extrapolations would probably just make me feel sad and disappointed.
ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one · 104 pts · 2y
Pretty sure that's Hank Hill
balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 98 pts · 2y
Wogi@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
HE HAS DIMINISHED GLUTES
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
And a narrow urethra
Gork@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y
I tell you hwat
spacecadet@lemm.ee · 50 pts · 2y
If she did one squat with the bar it would instantly double the size of her ass.
MycoBro@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y
Poor baby. Those are booty pants too. They are supposed to hug your butt and make it look big. My wife and I saw a lady getting on a plane with them on. We pointed and giggled while she secretly ordered a pair.
the_of_and_a_to@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y
RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 2y
This was my take too
Aggravationstation@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
Yea, what is it?
nul9o9@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
It's her ass.
cryostars@lemmyf.uk · 41 pts · 2y
Front or back ass?
RattlerSix@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
Yes
June@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 2y
Seriously thought it was the side of a knee.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 27 pts · 2y
Her sexy armpit
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · -1 pts · 2y
lol
Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
You know when you reprimand your dog and they tuck their ass in? Voilà 🫴
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
Needs a cheesecake factory gift card and a squat rack.
alwaysfallingupyup@lemmings.world · 22 pts · 2y
She got that disease.. Noassatall
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
That's the name of the drug that cures it.
Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
What we like to call a long back!
DaCookeyMonsta@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
It's like two pringles hugging!
Copythis@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
"bwaaaah!" - Hank Hill
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y
This was like one of those perspective games where it looks like an ass/naked man/cock when it's actually a bird or something. The only difference was that this was the reverse of that.
However, after staring at this pic for like 5 min, I'm glad to share that I successfully managed to notice the ass. The line in the middle is where the crack is. Yeah.... They have a very very flat ass.
MagnusRobotFighter@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Thighs are bigger than the butt cheeks?
ryannathans@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 2y
Must be painful to sit on
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Needs a hemorrhoid pillow
penquin@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Folded blanket
NaoPb@eviltoast.org · 6 pts · 2y
Is it me or is there a dark spot in the middle?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Don't worry that's just diarrhea.
blackdeth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I am laughing way too much at this comment section 🤣
Socsa@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
thorbot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I’ll be downvoted to oblivion but this post is fucked up. Body shaming is fucking despicable. Your downvotes prove me right that this place is just a toxic cesspit
DrFuggles@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y
I mean yeah, but it's mainly funny because I had absolutely no idea what I was looking at. The color, pattern and lighting meant I really absolutely had no idea what I was looking at. A back? A sweater? A cat? A crotch? A knee? An ass? Something else?
So yeah.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
No shame from me. All bodies are fucking funny, my friend. We're hairless apes who wear fabrics and live in boxes. We're some odd motherfuckers.
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y