This cat needs a name. Serious suggestions only please.

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40 Comments

HiHungryImDad@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 3y

Richard Peter Johnson

Dick_Justice@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y

Dickhead, clearly.

NotForTheOtherUse@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y

Richard

FecesInYourFaces@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Spez

habanhero@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 3y

The cat did nothing to deserve this.

angrymouse@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Biggus Dickus

FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Get another names Incontinentia Buttock for good measure

VubDapple@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

"He has a wife you know ..."

coldv@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

Dickens. Charles Dickens.

munkybacon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

BJ

p0ppe@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

Johnson

theonewhoknocks@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

Woody

gamer99@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

Weeny

razorwiregoatlick@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Schlong

Ech@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Richard Johnson, Business Cat.

coaxil@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Cat

CeruleanRuin@lemmy.one · 4 pts · 3y

Richard. Richard Face.

mitch1000@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Anita Dick

cazyius@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Fallus

confetti_8tVST5@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
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hibernatus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Bite (pronounced bit) and zizi are slang for penis in french.

Alpagu@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

I can't be serious

qisope@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
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Noxvento@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Dickxie

lightning@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Big Dog

Viper_NZ@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 3y

Richard

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Lemmy

cavalleto@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Almeida

megane_kun@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Shirochin, maybe?

fubo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Herm.

It's not short for Herman; it's a kind of Ancient Greek statuary.

natecox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Jeff.

SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Kitty McDongface

Cahmerun@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
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direfield@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Lebowsky

ClopClopMcFuckwad@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
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ProfessorGrizzly@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

Richard

T4V0@lemmy.pt · 2 pts · 3y

Denis.

Vupperware@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

I think Scarf would be a good name

daddyjones@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

That cat already has a name: Jess. She belongs to Postman Pat.

Thurgo@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y

Peter

unstable_confusion@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 1 pts · 3y

Jeff Bezos

humdrumgentleman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Hammond Druthers

hundertzwoelf@feddit.de · 1 pts · 3y

Richard

Helix@feddit.de · 1 pts · 3y

Rick Sanchez

david@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 3y

Dick, or Richard. Willy, or William. John, or Mr Thomas. Johnson. Chubster. Dee. Nobby. Peck. Rod.