c/lemmyshitpost · by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 2y

No excuses

189 points · 44 comments · view on lemmy.world

44 Comments

Public_Tumbleweed@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y

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Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I'm in a filthy gas station bathroom stall right now. I feel like that's a pretty good excuse.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You're in a filthy gas station bathroom, relaxed and comfortable enough to be browsing memes on your phone

Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 2y

Doesn't mean I wanna put my hands on the ground lol.

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ok, there is ONE excuse.

Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

🤣

toomanypancakes@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Okay fine, geez. Everybody trying to get me working out.

There.

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And cut down on the pancakes

Shiggles@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y

Or don’t and just do

~100 calories for a medium pancake

~0.36 calories per pushup(all of this is googled and blindly trusted)

=277 pushups per pancake.

Totally worth it!

Electric_Druid@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Ok but I gotta finish poppin' first

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I just assume everyone on Lemmy is also on the can. It's anyone not??

Risk@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y

If by 'can' you mean 'place where shit goes' and by 'place where shit goes' you mean 'work', then yes.

MrShankles@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 2y

Currently on the toilet, having a pre-workout poop. It feels like Lemmy is watching me.

I was going to just do cardio, but I guess I'll add 20 push-ups at the end... I'm now too scared not to

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 7 pts · 2y

don@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

pop pop goes the weasel, the weasel pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes pop

MrShankles@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You caught me just as I was getting ready to workout. So I tacked on 30 push-ups to the end of my 30 mins of cardio. I hope you're happy, cause I'm exhausted

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 5 pts · 2y

Glad to help! Lol

TeckFire@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You know what?

I’ll compromise. Only 10 pushups now, but I’ll do another 10 every hour for the rest of the day. Deal???

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y

Deal 🤝

0x4E4F@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I layed 30 CAT5e cables today, all at different locations, 450m of cable total... you really think I'm gonna get out of my sofa for pushups?

aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Uhh yeah? Don’t you see the picture? The buff doge would like you to…

bastian_5@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

I'm using the bathroom right now, have only gotten 3 hours of sleep at most, and am browsing Lemmy so that I don't get a panic attack over potentially not having my medication for two weeks...

serpineslair@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Haha good one, great meme.

pan0wski@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 2y

Tsanad@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

And done.

bigFab@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I did twenty half pushups. I had to get out of bed and now my heart beats like it's freaking alive. I hope you are satisfied.

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 3 pts · 2y

Yes, very.

I_Comment_On_EVERYTHING@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 2y

Two slipped discs. Not happening.

ericbomb@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)