There are bloggers on youtube who taste instant food and various sublimates. Sometimes food accidentally falls out of the package right onto the table and looks something like this. This does not bother anyone and the tasting continues.

EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website · 7 pts · 2y (9 replies)

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philthi@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 2y (8 replies)

There are no noodles in this picture

Enkers@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linguistic_prescription#Criticisms

bleistift2@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Noodles are a type of food made from unleavened dough which is either rolled flat and cut, stretched, or extruded, into long strips or strings.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodle

How are these not noodles?

kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

According to your quote, noodles are long, and they're strips or strings

EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

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kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y

They're extruded, but not into strips or strings. I'd argue they're not long enough to be described as "long", but that part is certainly imprecise

bleistift2@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y

Noodles are […] made into a variety of shapes.

ChairmanMeow@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is penne, not noodles.

AnonWyo@startrek.website · 1 pts · 2y

A penne for your thoughts?

768@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

"My disappointment..."

gnate@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

How sweet, a representation of My Little Penne.

gnate@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Ok, fine. Looks more like an evil Pokemon goat.

blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Penneoli penneoli don't lewd the Marioli.

BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

I'm gonna poop on your bed.

ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y

nyeh heh heh