Honk Jesús

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16 Comments

breakingcups@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

HONK JESUS HONK

DigitalPaperTrail@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
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Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

I really didn't think the "Jesus was actually a goose" thing would catch on, but I guess there are a few believers. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Heavybell@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Honk Jesus honk, if U saves, if you love love, Jesus Jesus. Jesus Jesus Jesus.

Poetry. :)

ExfilBravo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

How would people express their mental illness if all retailers collectively agreed to not sell those stick on letters anymore?

ComradeBunnie@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y

I had to zoom in, as I read the bumper sticker as:

JESUS

IN YOUR SHOWER

I'm a little disappointed.

NABDad@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I kind of think Jesus would tell you not to block your view out of the back window

teegus@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Honk, Jesus, honk!

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

🎵 Honk, Jesus, Honk
If u saves, if you,
Love! (Jesus) Love!
Jesus, Jesus,
Jesus, Jesus,
Jesus, (Jesus).

crashoverride@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You forgot the toyoda

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

† Honk, Jesus, Honk
If u saves, if you,
Love! (Jesus) Love!
Jesus, Jesus,
(toyota) Jesus † Jesus,
† Jesus, (Jesus).

n3m37h@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
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rustyfish@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Someone really wants to bang his gardener.

vox@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

how tf am i even supposed to read this.

Honk if you love Jesus (ok makes sense...)
Jesus saves honk, if you love Jesus? (wtf??)

Honk, Jesus, Honk
If you saves, If you love
Love Jesus, Jesus

Downcount@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Shonk!

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
lucien_the_megan@startrek.website · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I'm having a stronk

n3m37h@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
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funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

stronk Jesus stronk