c/lemmyshitpost · by TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world · 2yFacebook Marketplace - because you can't get this at Wal-Mart 322 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world
20 Comments
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y
The fact that the pole is all rusted and barely attached to the base really seals the deal on that one
0x4E4F@infosec.pub · 24 pts · 2y
It's called patina 😒.
PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Lol, this is obviously a crude DIY job. No tie-downs anywhere -- you hit 55mph and they are just gonna fly right off
aaaa@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I'm confused if this was even meant to be towed. Does it have wheels?
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y
Now that's a pole for a Festivus parade.
200ok@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
😂 Is this the grand finale float?
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
NO. Festivus poles are aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
empireOfLove@lemmy.one · 11 pts · 2y
How to fuck up the rear suspension on your car in 3 easy steps!
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
It's not the suspension that would be the failure point here, it's the tow hitch.
200ok@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Or 3 hard booty drops
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y
Whoever built this has no concept of leverage.
200ok@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
The state of the economy in Ontario.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I'm already putting my pasties on in expectation.
Ryan213@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Does it come with a stripper??
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
Probably not the kind you're going to want to see.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
But the kind you want to drive around for everyone to see it
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
It comes with paint stripper...
DNOS@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 2y
Witch burning pole on the day stripper pole on the night ... Double function double price ...
bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 2y
I have so many questions
NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Why does this read like someone pulled three nouns out of a hat and went with it?