c/memes · by balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 2yIt never gets old 416 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee · 49 pts · 2y
It's a sign of a good marriage when you can both have cheeky fun!
Norgur@kbin.social · 43 pts · 2y
You hermetically seal her nether regions with the strongest est and water tightestes tape there will ever be? That's counterproductive.
theotherone@kbin.social · 22 pts · 2y
I’ve never heard of a celibacy fetish before but I guess it’s a wide world.
LeafOnTheWind@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Look up chastity cages. It's a thing.
TheBat@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Norgur@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
Oh, you heard of that. Or did you think catholic priests really do that for the "service to God" nonsense?
very_well_lost@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I thought they did it for the kid diddling
Norgur@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
Both?
theotherone@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
I suppose I’d never really thought about it in those terms. Huh.
Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Don't take what the other person said seriously, they were making a shitty joke about the Catholic Church, not being informative
In healthy relationships, it's about the power dynamic of one partner being in charge of the others's pleasure
Norgur@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
There is always someone who waltzes over an obvious joke. Can't have a bit of goofing around without the obligatory "uhm, ackchually"
Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
The Um, Actually was because they were asking an honest question and seemed to interpret your joke as a serious answer
toomanypancakes@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
I immediately sent this to my husband, this is perfect
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
It goes both ways. All spouse arses deserve the smack
viperex@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
That's a big hand
cRazi_man@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
Why does she have both the fridge and freezer completely wide open?
MistressKitty@pawb.social · 17 pts · 2y
The slap is more fun if you deserve it.
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Because life isn't perfect
Maeve@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y
It gets old, just like telling you it gets old gets old. She’s just biding her time.
yemmly@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I pretend I’m a quarterback and she’s the center and call some audibles with my hands ready to receive the snap
metaStatic@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
https://pics.filmaffinity.com/Foo_Fighters_Everlong_Music_Video-401184736-large.jpg
Yoz@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 2y
Lol they always show these women but in reality its more like
Yaysuz@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y
I’m still smacking
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
now That's a bum worth slapping