It never gets old

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23 Comments

DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee · 49 pts · 2y

It's a sign of a good marriage when you can both have cheeky fun!

Norgur@kbin.social · 43 pts · 2y (10 replies)

You hermetically seal her nether regions with the strongest est and water tightestes tape there will ever be? That's counterproductive.

theotherone@kbin.social · 22 pts · 2y (9 replies)

I’ve never heard of a celibacy fetish before but I guess it’s a wide world.

LeafOnTheWind@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Look up chastity cages. It's a thing.

TheBat@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
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Norgur@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Oh, you heard of that. Or did you think catholic priests really do that for the "service to God" nonsense?

very_well_lost@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I thought they did it for the kid diddling

Norgur@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
theotherone@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I suppose I’d never really thought about it in those terms. Huh.

Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Don't take what the other person said seriously, they were making a shitty joke about the Catholic Church, not being informative

In healthy relationships, it's about the power dynamic of one partner being in charge of the others's pleasure

Norgur@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There is always someone who waltzes over an obvious joke. Can't have a bit of goofing around without the obligatory "uhm, ackchually"

Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

The Um, Actually was because they were asking an honest question and seemed to interpret your joke as a serious answer

toomanypancakes@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y

I immediately sent this to my husband, this is perfect

Pregnenolone@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y

It goes both ways. All spouse arses deserve the smack

viperex@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

That's a big hand

cRazi_man@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Why does she have both the fridge and freezer completely wide open?

MistressKitty@pawb.social · 17 pts · 2y

The slap is more fun if you deserve it.

TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Because life isn't perfect

Maeve@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y

It gets old, just like telling you it gets old gets old. She’s just biding her time.

yemmly@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I pretend I’m a quarterback and she’s the center and call some audibles with my hands ready to receive the snap

metaStatic@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
Yoz@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Lol they always show these women but in reality its more like

Yaysuz@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y

I’m still smacking

TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

now That's a bum worth slapping