Fishing

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57 Comments

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 107 pts · 2y

linuxgator@lemmy.world · 88 pts · 2y

That would be a catfish hooker, though I hear they taste like ass.

tacotroubles@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 2y

Hopefully the "other fish in the sea" i keep hearing about

Maultasche@feddit.de · 49 pts · 2y

Fetish

Pinklink@lemm.ee · 47 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Starfish.

Aggravationstation@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Yup, chocolate one. Might even get some hotdog flavoured water too.

Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I was today years old when I discovered that it only took me 23 years to understand the title of that album.

Ddhuud@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I don't know the name, but it tastes like ass.

Asudox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Did you ever eat ass?

Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I did, as dry sausage. It's excellent

Asudox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

good enough

DharmaCurious@startrek.website · 23 pts · 2y

Grindr Fish.

StinkyDave@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

Brown trout

Fridgeratr@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The wide-anused assfish

cRazi_man@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This unique construction is designed to catch the fish from the tail end rather than hooking in the mouth.

MissJinx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

gorwin@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

*Fishposting

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Damn it

biestander@discuss.tchncs.de · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Goth

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Big tiddy?

majestic@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y
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EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I would love to share this with friends if it didn't misspell "y'all".

flicker@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Looks like it's pronounced "yuh-all." Ick.

QuinceDaPence@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y

Gotta get that "y'all all" or "all y'all" going if that's what they're going for.

z500@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y

Better than "you'll"

PahdyGnome@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Anal fissures fishes

Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

You catch all the bAss.

zwaetschgeraeuber@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

catfish?

first_must_burn@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

My answer too

Godnroc@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Bears.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Beets

FunkyMonk@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Buttlestar Galasstica.

Dkarma@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Adventurous housewifeicus

Muhr@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Kanye ... Was the first thing I thought

kemsat@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

The best fish.

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Me.

Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2y

You could catch a shark... And the girl cuddling it, with this... Hook.

FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y

In Germany we catch an Aal

Resol@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Human shaped fish

I think they're called mermaids or something, idfk.

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Pussyass ... type of catfish.

kewwwi@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Gimpies

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

🐟🎣

kn33@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

I know it's not, but kinda looks like a shower curtain hook

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

it goes in somebody's bumhole

OfficerBribe@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Probably this guy

Lifebandit666@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2y

A shit-fish Randy Bobandy

leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 2y

... an oarfish?

pudcollar@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

y'all not ya'll

FlickOfTheBean@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Mermen, aka Taxfish

mydude@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Skitt-fiske

Toes@ani.social · 3 pts · 2y

That's way too small

rmuk@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Serious question: what's the loop on the right for? No way anyone's fitting their balls through that.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

It's so you can tie it around the back with a rope. Either tying the hands together or something else so that when you tug it goes deeper.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
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effward@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 1 pts · 2y

New fish! New fish! New fish!