c/memes · by kuneho@lemmy.world · 2yWhat a silly thought, am I right? Not sure if it's NSFW tho... 456 points · 25 comments · view on lemmy.world
25 Comments
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 2y
Yeah I prefer fingering my instrument to change notes
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 2y
This comment made by bass gang
paddirn@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y
Imagine having to give your instrument a blow job everytime you wanted it to play music.
–The String Quartet
IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social · 26 pts · 2y
Imagine having to stroke your instrument every time you wanted to play music.
-The percussionist gang
Bonehead@kbin.social · 24 pts · 2y
Imagine having to bang your instrument everytime you wanted to play music.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Imagine having to finger your instrument every time you wanted it to play music.
~ The woodwinds group
oh... wait ..
paddirn@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
Imagine having to deal with all these perverted fucking instruments.
– The Singer Group
CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Imagine being a professional throat goat.
—The Conductor
Stache_@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y
Imagine having to wave your arms around like an idiot to produce sound. Oh wait..
— Theremin Gang
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
Having to bang an Instrument doesn't sound so bad. But, if you get the rhythm off even a tiny little bit, it kills the mood real quick.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 31 pts · 2y
Trombone players don’t care. They can’t even hear you. Because they’re the loudest instrument and therefore the best.
kuneho@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
based
DoomBot5@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Not even a mention of the boner jokes? Do you even play trombone?
Abird1620@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
It was hard for him to avoid. Thank you for relieving the pressure.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 2y
Fingering your instrument isn't much better though
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
It's not just the fingering. You have to tongue it just right at the same time.
.. the trumpet taught me a very useful set of life skills ..
zaph@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
I like to bang my instrument.
guyrocket@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y
Imagine having to put your lips on it, blow it, and jerk it off to get it to make silly fart sounds!
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Trumpet gang is just jealous because they have a tiny slide that only gets used for certain notes
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I love this format because there's no template, just a white space that you know exactly how to fill
the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Raxiel@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Imagine not being able to jerk off your instrument
TammyTobacco@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
This post is so lame I blocked the instance.
kuneho@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
cool!
dukk@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y
This comment was made by the trombone gang.
Michael717@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
It's SNSFW.