Hardcore bassist

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29 Comments

Unrowley@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Four strings, three tuning heads, and two tuning posts? Hmmmmm.

MNByChoice@midwest.social · 20 pts · 2y

The espresso machine next to the drip coffee maker also has issues.

Guajojo@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

Let me present you the era of AI generation

crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y

Correct amount of fingers at least

Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

There's 4 tuning heads. Look at the pegs going into the head, you can't see the farthest knob part but you can see the peg

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 33 pts · 2y (13 replies)

Kevin James playing bass makes me feel bad to be a bassist.

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 53 pts · 2y (5 replies)

oh come on now. don't talk like that. there's many more reasons to feel bad about being a bassist.

TimeSquirrel@kbin.social · 14 pts · 2y (4 replies)

But at least they're not a drummer.

Yondoza@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

Bassists are just translators between rhythm and melody instruments (source: bassist).

toomanypancakes@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Ouch, but fair

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

oldie but a goodie:

"what has three legs and a cunt on top?"

"a drum stool"

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

What? I can'thearyouoverthedrummerwhileimtryingtotune

Luci@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Kevin James playing bass makes me feel great to be a bassist.

I bet he makes a great bass face.

BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 2y

Funny, there's me going "oh look, fuck face plays bass"

Yondoza@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Whose got your favorite bass face?

I think mine is Sam Wilkes or Joe Dart.

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 13 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Music isn't a competition. You'll never progress if you stop every time someone is better than you.

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Oh no he's better than me too??

Cjwii@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

He's Kevin fucking James. Literal King.

Of course he's better than you

Chickenslippers@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Dudes gonna rip the nastiest bass riff then fall in a puddle.

KeefChief13@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Real question is why is it muted?

big_slap@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

so you don't die in the pit

be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This has just led me down a rabbit hole of trying to figure out why this meme exists.

So far, I have failed.

PatFussy@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

More like at the Taylor Swift or Rap concert where people dont respect pit etiquette.

But a long time ago i went to a faceless show and some dickbag brought brass knuckles to the pit. They had to stop the show to arrest the guy and an ambulance came.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There's a pit at a Taylor Swift concert? How? Why? That's not slam dancing music.

TheOctonaut@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 2y

I stay out too late! I headbang like an ape! Yeah that's what people say, mmhmm

mingistech@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Yeah, die of boredom.

BA DUM TSSS

kellyaster@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Slappa da bass man

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Slappin da bass, mon!