Holes

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8 Comments

JamesBean@kbin.social · 66 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I mean, the show has him fully nude multiple times.

The man is all rectangle, no rec-dangle.

But that's okay. He can reproduce by budding.

cm0002@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Budding!

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

He's also been shown to change his morphology at will so...he is the rec-dangle

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That's why Jesus died a virgin! He had a bunch of holes in his dick and didn't want to show it to anyone and this guy outed him!

sour@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

of trypophobia ._.

clearleaf@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Dozens of slightly different sized pee streams come out of every hole in all directions.

NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Give it the oooooold dick twist!

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

As long as he is underwater it shouldn't really matter. What happens in the ocean stays in the ocean.