It's in the other sink.
However, a small, elderly Italian woman named Nana approaches you and slaps your hand as you reach for it. She says, "It's not ready yet! 4 more hours!"
She offers you some olive oil and garlic aioli instead. She proceeds to feed you for 4 hours until the sauce is ready. Surprisingly, you're still hungry. The sink sauce is delicious.
10 Comments
WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 2y
You gotta let it run for a few minutes for the aldente to come on.
DessertStorms@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y
So my belly is yelling WANT but my brain can't help but think about how disgusting those pipes would be and now I don't want it so much anymore.. 😂
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 2y
Just like tap water you have to ensure a constant flow so bacteria cannot develop. You cannot half-ass the sgetti tap!
Custoslibera@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
So that’s what they mean when they tell you to add a cup of pasta water to thicken your sauce.
Hello_there@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
Some udon restaurants in Japan have a broth faucet. The worker just pushed a button and broth ce out into the bowl. It was amazing.
Werbert@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
No Italian would have such ghastly plates, come on
The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Where’s the sauce?
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
It's in the other sink. However, a small, elderly Italian woman named Nana approaches you and slaps your hand as you reach for it. She says, "It's not ready yet! 4 more hours!"
She offers you some olive oil and garlic aioli instead. She proceeds to feed you for 4 hours until the sauce is ready. Surprisingly, you're still hungry. The sink sauce is delicious.
DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I'm sad in the shower. This made me happy. Bless you.
Cap@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
Is the faucet giving the pasta a blowjob?