Anon spends time with his nephew

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18 Comments

cicadagen@ani.social · 85 pts · 2y

Now gotta wear the clown suit during his therapy session and peek from window. Let him suffer for his whole life ᕙ⁠༼⁠◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠༽⁠ᕗ

moog@lemm.ee · 55 pts · 2y (11 replies)

"Ask his mom if I can babysit him" is this not weird....?

kromem@lemmy.world · 128 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Details don't really matter for made up stories.

halvar@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You like telling kids Santa doesn't exist, don't you?

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y

That's the best part of being a mall Santa.

DeepFriedDresden@kbin.social · 96 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Believe it or not, some uncles actually enjoy spending time with their nieces and nephews, and parents like to have a break from raising their children. It's amazing what can happen when your family is barely functional

spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

My nieces and nephews are some of my favorite people ever.

Reddfugee42@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y (3 replies)

"not tonight. He broke both his arms so we're going to spend quality time. How about tomorrow night?"

glorious_albus@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Now there's a reference I hadn't seen in a while

Just_Not_Funny@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Now there's a reference I wish had stayed on the shit hole site

ChexMax@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

It's not that weird. I offer to babysit somewhat regularly. I miss my nephews, and my sister / brother-in-law get a date night. Win win

Igloojoe@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

Writing on the wall in your siblings' house not wierd too...

Illuminostro@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Monero paid prior to delivery 50/50

redhydride@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 2y

That is one hell of a way to develop clown trauma

CCF_100@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y

"My nephew was being a brat, so I emotionally traumatized him"

rustydomino@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Boogie’s brother Homie don’t play dat.

therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y

Not the asshole, your nephew your rules