Steakrule

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36 Comments

AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 2y (1 reply)

My dad cooked steak like this.

I thought I hated steak until I became an adult and tried a properly prepared one.

Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y

My wife too. She thought "bloody" steak was disgusting. Until I cooked her some.

ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 52 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I thought those were chocolate bars wtf

Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 2y

Seriously, I thought I was looking at a plate of snickers....

ale@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
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sour@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

am see mushroom pieces

NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social · 34 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Today on "Is it steak or boot leather?"

onion@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The steaks are high

nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y

and the temperatures are higher

onion@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y

Misteaks were made

dustyData@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y

Chewing boot leather would be more enjoyable.

Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 2y

This photo makes me feel like I've got something stuck in my teeth.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y

Bro should be required to apologize to the cow.

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 17 pts · 2y

If Taco Bell offered a steak platter.

CarlsIII@kbin.social · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

When I was fast scrolling I thought this was poop

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And you came in for a closer look?!

"I gotta see this shit."

CarlsIII@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

I mean I could tell it was some kind of near before I clicked

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 14 pts · 2y

If I couldn't read, I would have thought those were wood chips.

jtk@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 2y (12 replies)

I like my steak this way 😳

saruwatarikooji@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Well done steaks are fine as long as they aren't dry... This picture is of a piece of meat most of the way to jerky without anything that makes jerky good.

Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

It would make a wonderful stew!

Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Boooo👎

I bet you eat it with ketchup too, you absolute animal.

jtk@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Which is worse, if I use ketchup, or if I thoroughly enjoy how chewy and flavorless it is plain?

Duranie@literature.cafe · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Just chew it till you work out the last bits of flavor, then spit it out and start working on the next piece.

jtk@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I can feel this comment in my teeth. And I like it.

Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

You don't like steak, you like beef flavored bubble gum lol

SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)
yyyesss@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)
SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

It’s a joke?

ellabee@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

there's a whole 2 of us! seriously though, if there's pink it gives me a stomach ache. as I've gotten older I can just about tolerate a medium well, but I still prefer well done.

Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I prefer rare, but it's also good well done if it has a good steak sauce. Maybe I'm just hungry right now.

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y

This looks super dry and sad

Enzy@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Looks delicious, honestly.

harmsy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Shredded tire.

li10@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y
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Holzkohlen@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Why did they cut it up like you would do for a child who can't use a knife yet?

DNOS@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 2y

Because they would like to appreciate it at the extreme level of goodness and cut like that gets cold faster...

0ops@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Well-used brake pads