c/196 · by vale@sh.itjust.works · 2yA well-balanced rule 506 points · 35 comments · view on lemmy.world
35 Comments
Laser@feddit.de · 63 pts · 2y
Probably better than what some people actually eat
metaStatic@kbin.social · 18 pts · 2y
If I buy a jar of pickles I eat a jar of pickles
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Pickle juice enemas are my favourite.
jaybone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Does this give you all the pickle goodness without the sodium?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Vinegar feels all tingly on the mucus membranes.
chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Yeah, I'll trust Satan's maggotty cum fart on my choice of enema.
variants@possumpat.io · 5 pts · 2y
I was eating pickles and box wine one night until I puked up pink relish
ramius345@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Zehzin@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 2y
uphillbothways@kbin.social · 25 pts · 2y
Plate of olives and a liter of beer used to be my go-to after work wind down snack.
drolex@sopuli.xyz · 49 pts · 2y
How is it, being a destitute Roman senator?
Littleborat@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
It's okay you know we all have our burdens.
pimeys@lemmy.nauk.io · 7 pts · 2y
It takes a lot of shelf space for enough mugs to have a Maß every night.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 2y
All I see is a bowl of violent watery shits.
TheFriar@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 2y
FIVE CANS?!?!
You did this a month ago. And when I brought you the olives, you acted like you hated them!
feedmecontent@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
its only my style to be Secret please bring me five can of olives
TheFriar@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
I AM NOT JEFFERY, I AM TAKASHI. I AM TEENAGE BOY IN TOKYO
Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Tokyo is a machine that runs on blood
TheFriar@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Is life hard everywhere? Is everyone alone?
— All the time. Would you like me to come over, Jeffrey?
TheFriar@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
treesquid@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
I will absolutely eat a whole can of olives and not regret it a bit.
BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 2y
I ate half a jar of stuffed olives once and almost shat myself.
colorlessness@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Should’ve gone all the way
Littleborat@feddit.de · 13 pts · 2y
Never regretted that and don't understand the meme.
affiliate@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
there will never be a day in my life where i regret eating olives. they could be poisoned for all i care
Asafum@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 2y
This doesn't sound bad lol
Sliced onions, feta cheese, olives, and a bunch of
liquid goldextra virgin olive oil. Man now I want some...TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
whenever i see a jar of olives i'll eat 60 minimum
casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
sigh Alexa, add 12 jars of stuffed olives to the grocery list...
Xanthrax@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Y'all are sleeping on a bag of grapes.
GeoGio7@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Too much a sugar man
SeabassDan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Baby carrots beats all
5in1k@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
You people aren’t getting enough vegetables if eating a lot of them ruins you.
DillyDaily@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
It's the salt brine that will clear you out, not the olives.
timelighter@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Olive olives
dipshit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Olive this.
perviouslyiner@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Another whelk, Sean?