Community members in a Tennessee school district want to banish Satan from their children’s halls after the formation of a new club was announced.
The After School Satan Club (ASSC) wants to establish a branch in Chimneyrock elementary school in the Memphis-Shelby county schools (MSCS) district.
Cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/9594849
41 Comments
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 2y
It’s so funny seeing Cristians protest against these clubs that they don’t understand, and the best part is they can’t do shit.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 55 pts · 2y
Sorry (not sorry), Christians - religious freedom means freedom to practice ALL religions. This is categorically a constitutional matter, and you do not have a legal recourse to halt this (nor should you).
CoolMatt@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Which especially funny because it's part of the same religion, just the "other side"
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 2y
Godspeed
PeachMan@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 2y
Satanspeed?
Wodge@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 2y
Beelzebubboost?
RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 45 pts · 2y
Beelzeboost
Nougat@kbin.social · 22 pts · 2y
Accelmodeus
GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 2y
Baal Out
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
666th gear
Mok98@feddit.it · 13 pts · 2y
Mephistophelocity
foggy@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 2y
Hell yeah
magnor@lemmy.magnor.ovh · 6 pts · 2y
Hail yourself
EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Hail the flying spaghetti monster!
magnor@lemmy.magnor.ovh · 5 pts · 2y
Ramen
Moops@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 2y
"Freedom of religion!
... As long as it's ours"
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Yes, it is indeed their religion they are protesting.
Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 47 pts · 2y
Better than an after-school christian club ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
athos77@kbin.social · 17 pts · 2y
Well, the reason for the after school Satan club was that they had a pre school Christian club.
r00ty@kbin.life · 8 pts · 2y
Breakfast with God, dinner with the Devil!
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
How most Christians naturally react through the day due to coping mechanisms that rely on a being that isn't real and can do nothing for you lol.
Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
Yeah, and I'd wager it's better than an after-school christian club.
Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 2y
The whole idea behind it is pretty genius. Metaphorically speaking, the only people that think there's a supernatural devil behind this club is because they want to shove their belief in their Gods into schools. If one must exist in schools then so must the other.
eighthourlunch@kbin.social · 18 pts · 2y
LOL! Good luck with that. You invited me in. I'm not going anywhere. 😈
BeakersBunsen@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 2y
Totally read that as Santa and was confused why 1 they made a Santa club and 2 why people were so angry to ban it. Either way bunch of haters and need to be more tolerant like their Jesus was
RobotToaster@mander.xyz · 15 pts · 2y
justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
To be fair, in both cases the situation would have been the same: An after-school club with a fictional mascot taken from Christian mythology, protested BY Christians who are ironically the only ones to actually believe that said mascot exists IRL.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Lucifer would be proud.
Magister@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
ASS
cOtherwise_Direction7@monyet.cc · 1 pts · 2y
Damn, the new Hate Die: School Satanic Project TV adaptation looks pretty legit ngl
/joking
Aatube@kbin.social · -18 pts · 2y
Already posted
https://kbin.social/m/nottheonion@lemmy.world/t/703226/After-School-Satan-Club-at-MSCS-elementary-school-causes-controversy
roastedDeflator@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
I realised there was another article on the topic, a couple of hours I posted this one. Initially I thought of deleting it but since it was from another outlet, I didn't after all. I just upvoted the first one.
Will be more careful next time.