Her pussy

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45 Comments

BlitzKrieg2552@lemmy.world · 91 pts · 2y (6 replies)
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curiousaur@reddthat.com · 72 pts · 2y (4 replies)

They're for her dick.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y

This keeps getting better.

BleatingZombie@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Oh! Then never mind, then

RoseRose56@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It turn out she has a hug strap on.

curiousaur@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 2y

You don't need condoms for a strap on kiddo. Buckle up.

Vilian@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 2y

no woman who have a hello kitty condom is crazy

FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz · 73 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Say hello to her kitty

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I don't want eyes anymore, thank you

Excrubulent@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2y

I'll take them, just in a bag, thanks!

jopepa@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 2y

Whiskered for her pleasure.

Edit: I’m so sorry

Amnesius@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ask for an ID

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

You're supposed to bounce her, not be a bouncer

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Say いいね and pound that pompompurin

stembolts@programming.dev · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It always bothered me when folks injected out of context Japanese and provided no explanation, but now I know some Japanese, so for the other folks here like me.

いいね is pronounced i-i-ne and translates to something like "nice".

The comment below わかりました is pronounced wa-ka-ri-ma-shi-ta and translates to something like "I understand".

And finally a note to the Japanese injectors. Almost no one likes when you inject Japanese out of context. If you are a student studying Japanese and inject it in context people would enjoy it more.

I accept my down votes if my observations are incorrect, have a nice day.

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

jbk@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
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embed_me@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y

わかりました

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y

Step femboy, what are you doing?

RedditWanderer@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

Always finish on the bach, never on debussy.

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 21 pts · 2y

As long as she’s 18 I’d smash that shit hard.

Smoogs@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

Evidently take your phone out and post a meme about it.

Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 2y (5 replies)

What does baddie mean in this context?

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 23 pts · 2y
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y

in the 1600s the adverb "bad" went from meaning "incorrect" to being an intensifier - "they wanted that badly" (meaning he wanted it very much, as opposed to his want being poorly formed).

This form of hyperbole has extended over the years and orphaned to a point where now the [they wanted that] part is inferred and we can refer to something as "badass" or "baddie", understanding subconsciously that is implied that it's an extender of wanting/liking something "a lot" ("badly").

smeg@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Villain, you know, like Sauron or Thanos. Imagine you're about to shag one of them and they pull out a kawaii jonny, WWYD?

Slovene@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What would yahweh do?

NegativeInf@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Statistical analysis says gods do not use condoms.

dauerstaender@feddit.de · 9 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

I like to wait a bit as well.

db2@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Pedobear meme

STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Don't even joke about that.

altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 2y

Ask if she's got a cinnamoroll one

metaStatic@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

100% chance she put a pin through those.

banneryear1868@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Jokes on her I got a vasectomy.

violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

Jokes on him, I got an orchiectomy

EmoBean@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Ask if they're snug fit. I'm long and thin, like a pencil.

Aremel@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Let's do it to it.

havokdj@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Meow

MistressRemilia@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y

Ask if she wants the second one. If we're going to be girlfriend and girlfriend, we may as well wear matching ones.

match@pawb.social · -13 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Why would she have the condoms?

Croquette@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 2y

Because some guys try to use the "oops I didn't bring any condom" to try and rawdog it.

If it's a genuine mistake, then the gal can still have safe fun. Otherwise, if the guy is combative about the condom, it's a big red flag. Win/Win for her.

wazzupdog@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Why wouldn't she? I know lots of gals who have condoms, just in case. Women have plenty of reasons to have them (maybe even more than most men).

match@pawb.social · -6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

How would she know what size of condition to have

OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Most condoms are pretty one-size-fits-all. If you really want to make sure you have your bases covered you could always just cary multiple sizes of condoms.

wazzupdog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I mean, you dont have to put the condom on a penis, you can put it on a toy to make clean up easier, and to prevent lubes from breaking the material down.

violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 2y

Because we're the baddies. Keep up.

EmoBean@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

Omg! U slut!