c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 2yHow many scientists does it take to open a bottle? The bottle: 221 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world
20 Comments
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca · 37 pts · 2y
Can someone explain the use for this?
Marlem@feddit.de · 37 pts · 2y
It's used for HPLC analysis, where a lot of ports are needed to connect all the little tentacles of the machine
runeko@programming.dev · 12 pts · 2y
Yep. But the cheaper alternative is a regular bottle with one cap that has multiple ports for the tubes.
BynaD@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 2y
Probably chemestry, for mutiple attachments.
TonyTonyChopper@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y
HPLC is High Performance Liquid Chromatography, a chemistry method that's used to analyze chemicals. Don't know why they would need this thing though
JungleJim@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y
Heck of a party bong
degen@midwest.social · 16 pts · 2y
Multi-subject piss test
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y
Wouldn't want to be the guy that gets the top
degen@midwest.social · 16 pts · 2y
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
So ..... either attach a tube to direct the flow ... or just place the bottle at the right angle and just free base it?
degen@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y
Spray and pray, baby!
And009@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 2y
Yum
don@lemm.ee · 24 pts · 2y
This fuckin bottle’s got four side necks and here my bitch ass has only one regular neck
fuckin bullshit man
hansl@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Has genetics gone too far?
don@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
CRISPR’s been given too much power
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
I love how "improv" hplc bottles always look. I'm pretty sure this is a 200 euro piece of glassware, but it looks like 20 bucks.
Lichtblitz@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y
Scientists invent new cost-cutting measures for Amazon drivers. Sharing is caring.
abbadon420@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
This would be a great dog toy. Put a hole in one of the caps (a treat-sized hole) and stick a rod hrizontally through the bottle, so that it can spin around it's axis. Than fill it with treats and your dog will be entertaint for hours.
Delphia@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Except that its glass, that might be an issue.
abbadon420@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Poor doggo :(