step 1: build a solar panel sphere around the earth
step 2: block sunlight and market it as "giving" sunlight
step 3: use greenwashing and boiling frog inflation economics to gradually increase your energy price
step 4: profit (atleast we didn't steal water like what Néstle did)
Article should be "What are we doing about these forest fires" or "Environmental factor exacerbating conditions for forest fires" not "Look at this cool new device so cool #DystopicLife"
The mask would've been cool if it was like a pillow you could sleep on that cooled your ear, not just a sad dollar store cyberpunk mask attachment to an ok headphone
7 Comments
highduc@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
Yeah clean air was too good to be free. Next up they'll try to monetize sunlight.
Seven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
step 1: build a solar panel sphere around the earth
step 2: block sunlight and market it as "giving" sunlight
step 3: use greenwashing and boiling frog inflation economics to gradually increase your energy price
step 4: profit (atleast we didn't steal water like what Néstle did)
Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Damn… never thought I would see a positive review for this device
Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Article should be "What are we doing about these forest fires" or "Environmental factor exacerbating conditions for forest fires" not "Look at this cool new device so cool #DystopicLife"
Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
I mean, it was a tech reviewer. It's kinda like saying to a office worker that they should instead be working on a cure to cancer.
ASCIIansi@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 3y
Not crazy... just stupid.
Seven@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y
The mask would've been cool if it was like a pillow you could sleep on that cooled your ear, not just a sad dollar store cyberpunk mask attachment to an ok headphone