c/lemmyshitpost · by JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works · 2y

Grinchmas

385 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world

17 Comments

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 45 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You are sexy, Mr. Grinch
You really look good in heels
You're as gentle as the jailer, you can tie me to the wheel, Mr. Grinch
I'm a bad boy and you make me kneel

You're a masochist, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of sickness, making me drink from a bowl, Mr. Grinch
You can sodomize me with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole

MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Narrator: And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say – that the Grinch’s small penis grew three sizes that day.

dessimbelackis@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y

Great now the word grussy is in my head

Hotdogman@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Daring. 7-11's never have unslippery floors.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There's parts of the floor that are sticky plus they are like a giant mop!

Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Squick. Squick. Squick.

BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 2y

My ankles hurt just looking at this.