You laugh, but I ordered an $800 watch for a friend. USPS lost it. Not just lost it but lost it so hard that the tracking number - which showed "delayed in transit" 6 days ago - isn't even in their system anymore. Gone. MFers.
Mine is supposed to arrive within 5 hours from now but hasn't been shipped. Unless a wizard is teleporting it to my door, that sounds like bullshit to me.
I feel so good having ordered last month, all presents were done at the latest 15th of this month. I'm so happy with myself since I remember the stress from previous years
🤣 I was imagining somebody dropping off a fridge or something like that on your front door blocking the door completely and too heavy to move while opening the door.
28 Comments
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
Overzeetop@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
You laugh, but I ordered an $800 watch for a friend. USPS lost it. Not just lost it but lost it so hard that the tracking number - which showed "delayed in transit" 6 days ago - isn't even in their system anymore. Gone. MFers.
androogee@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y
They gave it to the bomb squad. Something about a mysterious ticking.
Thteven@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Fuckin hell I was literally just checking on mine lmao
nul@programming.dev · 7 pts · 2y
And I'll be damned if anyone's going to tell me to stop refreshing.
runjun@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
‘My package was on the other coast 15 min ago. I wonder if it’s in my city now.’
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 2y
You joke but I've seen packages get reported to have teleported hundreds of miles within a matter of minutes according to the log.
PriorityMotif@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
jaybone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
And/or people not scanning shit.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Fuck you FEDEX
jodanlime@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y
I hate everything about FedEx with a fiery passion.
chulo_sinhatche@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Fuggin bullshidders
bruhduh@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
I've made refund for package lost in delivery and it was delivered to me after 6 months after refund, this happened to me more than once
kaboom36@ani.social · 8 pts · 2y
It'll leave new Jersey any second now Aaaany second now (Package has been in new Jersey since October)
meekah@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
My last package just arrived like 30 minutes ago :)
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
I haven't started shopping. Is that bad?
meekah@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
No, fuck capitalism. Only gift if you feel like it.
meliaesc@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Don't make the postal workers suffer for it, shop local if you're planning on it.
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
Yes, that's what I generally do.
Ultraviolet@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Mine is supposed to arrive within 5 hours from now but hasn't been shipped. Unless a wizard is teleporting it to my door, that sounds like bullshit to me.
LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
"Let me just chill in this amazing airport for some weeks. It'll be fun 💖"
BlackPenguins@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
It's got a beautiful view. My package deserves it after its long journey.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
I feel so good having ordered last month, all presents were done at the latest 15th of this month. I'm so happy with myself since I remember the stress from previous years
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
I've been waiting for a package since the end of November, and I checked it again just to spite you
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y
Was it there?
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
Funny story, it reported "package reached country of destination" for days, and I was waiting for it to say something like "delivering today".
Turns out, the package was already in mailbox. Was probably there for days lol
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 1 pts · 2y
Haha, glad you checked!
jaybone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
And I complain because they put it in front of my screen door so I can’t get out.
I need to check my privilege.
XTornado@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
🤣 I was imagining somebody dropping off a fridge or something like that on your front door blocking the door completely and too heavy to move while opening the door.