Anon is straight

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Voyajer@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 2y

Reminds me of a different 4chan post.

OmenAtom@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 2y

Holy fucking based

DudeBro@lemm.ee · 40 pts · 2y (7 replies)

This is the result of using black and white terminology for something that is a fluid scale. Square peg meets circle hole (although this guy definitely knows his holes).

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That's right, it goes in the asshole

SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y

I wanted to make that reference, but you did it better

gmtom@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

I wanna get square pegged in my circle hole

CodexArcanum@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

I'd bet he knows his pegs too. He only has the straightest kinds of anal sex.

CherenkovBlue@iusearchlinux.fyi · 3 pts · 2y

I think you mean "square peg meats circle hole" amirite?

DahGangalang@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 2y

It almost sounds like you're implying he's "big enough" to be "acquainted" with his own holes.

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Anon is 51.13% straight

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 32 pts · 2y (12 replies)

If you're attracted only to women and femboys... Are you straight or bi? 🤔

thorbot@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y

If you really want to drill down a label it would be gynosexual. But for most, just means you're bi.

lurch@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y (8 replies)
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 15 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Pure curiosity. I already want to bone everything with a pulse. And even some things without one.

Breezy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Whoa hold up man, this is a Wendys.

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Bi

SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net · 0 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Pan, no?

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 0 pts · 2y

They're essentially the same thing.

GluWu@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

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Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 13 pts · 2y

They say treat people how you want to be treated, but whenever I touch someone's butt they never touch mine. Sometimes they slap me on the face and I'm like "your aim is terrible!"

GluWu@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y

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DahGangalang@infosec.pub · 16 pts · 2y

Look there's places I want to stick my dick and all of them are none of your business (so just assume whichever is worst in your mind).

bitwaba@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

You're as straight or as bi as you want to be

DrPop@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Aren't 2/3 straight? Anon just because the boy is pretty, don't make them a woman. Didn't you learn that in sex Ed.

nugmeister64@lemmy.world · -19 pts · 2y (2 replies)

1/3 are straight, the other two have dicks

riodoro1@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Pretty fucking gay of you to be so obsessed about dicks.

nugmeister64@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 2y

idk bro that sounds like projection 😳

drolex@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y

Fake and I'm projecting.

deegeese@sopuli.xyz · -8 pts · 2y (10 replies)

Words must have meanings or communication is impossible.

trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y (7 replies)

I think this guy is communicating pretty clearly

deegeese@sopuli.xyz · -11 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Is the message “I’m bi, you are gay”.

Not clear to me.

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

The message is a meme for amusement, sir, and this is a Wendy's

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Sounds like someone is projecting

deegeese@sopuli.xyz · -2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Sounds like you’re projecting.

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Do I make a soft humming sound

deegeese@sopuli.xyz · -3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Maybe a couple minutes after powering off.

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

There's something wrong with your projector!

match@pawb.social · 6 pts · 2y

Perfect communication in human language is strictly impossible

areyouevenreal@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y

Actually straight men being attracted to femboys is a known phenomena. There is even a study on it somewhere if you look it up. Human sexuality isn't as complex as gender identity is, and is based largely on looks.