I'm trying to sneak around the battlefield but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the enemy

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9 Comments

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y (3 replies)

What are those?

nuke@yah.lol · 36 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Real BMPs have curves honey, don't believe the skinny bitches you see in those magazines

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

Hysterical, thank you!

ODuffer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
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Cap@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y

As you may be able to tell from my profile pic, I live in the ass end of a BMP.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 11 pts · 2y

Badonka-tonk

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

"Snake, the fuck are you doing?"

PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

BBWP

Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y

Botox-MP

nieceandtows@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y

Not now Bataar