c/noncredibledefense · by nuke@yah.lol · 2yI'm trying to sneak around the battlefield but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the enemy 216 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world
9 Comments
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y
What are those?
nuke@yah.lol · 36 pts · 2y
Real BMPs have curves honey, don't believe the skinny bitches you see in those magazines
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Hysterical, thank you!
ODuffer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Cap@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y
As you may be able to tell from my profile pic, I live in the ass end of a BMP.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 11 pts · 2y
Badonka-tonk
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
"Snake, the fuck are you doing?"
PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
BBWP
Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y
Botox-MP
nieceandtows@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y
Not now Bataar