The reason for the season is banging babay.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/dec/20/risk-of-penile-fractures-rises-at-christmas-doctors-find
Wow! That's a real article. And it mentions reverse cowgirl and broken penises resembling eggplants.
God bless us. Every one.
Twelve rimmers rimming
Eleven pipers piping
Ten pervs a-creeping
Nine ladies stripping
Eight tits a-milking
Seven edgers edging
Six freaks roleplaying
FIVE GOLD COCK RINGS
4 strap ons
3 holes in everyone
2 vibrators
And a broken cock for Christmass
You can break your penis???
You can, and it hurts about as much as you'd imagine it would.
Well now I'm scared
Bang, bang, bang on the door baby!
You make it sounds so sexy
What did Mr Deeds do to you?!
I'll never be the same after being touched by Scuba Steve.
Big Daddy was on earlier
Whatever it was, it was dirt cheap.
Yo, Joji's gonna be in a Christmas Hallmark movie?
He's a He's a, He's a Pretty Boy living in the Country Side.
It’s axial tilt right?
It totally wouldn't be to line execs pockets with a few bullshit stories that people fall for like insects to a trap-
Hallmark
Oh, right, what was I thinking
Just watched Tosh interview one of the actors from Hallmark movies, it was pretty good.
Doc Hollywood to switch it up a bit.
19 Comments
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 38 pts · 2y
The reason for the season is banging babay.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/dec/20/risk-of-penile-fractures-rises-at-christmas-doctors-find
AlfredEinstein@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
Wow! That's a real article. And it mentions reverse cowgirl and broken penises resembling eggplants.
God bless us. Every one.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 2y
Twelve rimmers rimming
Eleven pipers piping
Ten pervs a-creeping
Nine ladies stripping
Eight tits a-milking
Seven edgers edging
Six freaks roleplaying
FIVE GOLD COCK RINGS
Restaldt@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
4 strap ons
3 holes in everyone
2 vibrators
And a broken cock for Christmass
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
You can break your penis???
CalicoJack@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 2y
You can, and it hurts about as much as you'd imagine it would.
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Well now I'm scared
vexikron@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y
Bang, bang, bang on the door baby!
Gabu@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 2y
You make it sounds so sexy
velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y
datavoid@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
What did Mr Deeds do to you?!
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
I'll never be the same after being touched by Scuba Steve.
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Big Daddy was on earlier
voidMainVoid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Whatever it was, it was dirt cheap.
mriormro@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Yo, Joji's gonna be in a Christmas Hallmark movie?
Grayox@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
He's a He's a, He's a Pretty Boy living in the Country Side.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
It’s axial tilt right?
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
It totally wouldn't be to line execs pockets with a few bullshit stories that people fall for like insects to a trap-
Oh, right, what was I thinking
lemmy@linkopath.com · 3 pts · 2y
Just watched Tosh interview one of the actors from Hallmark movies, it was pretty good.
LoveSausage@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
Doc Hollywood to switch it up a bit.