c/dadjokes · by Philo@sh.itjust.works · 2yWhen two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef? 215 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world
17 Comments
RickRussell_CA@lemmy.world · 90 pts · 2y
Oh, this is beyond meat, I assure you.
ourob@discuss.tchncs.de · 35 pts · 2y
Impossible.
FunderPants@lemmy.ca · 44 pts · 2y
When two vegans lose their tempeh they call it a sprout. You've probably heard it before, it sounds like "soy, you avin a sprout?". But don't worry, eventually they'll make peas.
OmenAtom@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y
Lets just hope they still romaine friends
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 2y
Lettuce come together and pray for peas.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 15 pts · 2y
Vegans don't know kung fu.
They know To Fu.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him.
FoundTheVegan@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
Tell your boyfriend if he STILL has beef that over time it's gonna give him heart disease.
xantoxis@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Well since beef is not to be desired, sure, why not
treble@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Later, we can make amends with a boof.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
To overcome the beef, you squash it
Fades@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
It’s not like they’re gonna eat it, so yeah?
squiblet@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
It's a beet.
metaStatic@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
We got Beets
lseif@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
no. its impossible.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
They each think the other is literally seitan.
markstos@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 2y
No.