Yummy Mummy

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34 Comments

Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml · 43 pts · 2y (17 replies)

The fun thing about October is that whenever the date is written for the first 10 days it looks like a score.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (16 replies)

10/1

10/2

10/3

...

I don't get it

odium@programming.dev · 23 pts · 2y (12 replies)

dd/mm/yyyy is the second best date system

SeekPie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (10 replies)

What would be the best then?

Stovetop@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y
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incogtino@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 2y (2 replies)
Landless2029@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

This, the twenty-fifth day of the XIIth month, heretofore known as December, in the year of our Lord: Two Thousand and Twenty Three.

IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social · 15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Unix Time

ignotum@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Let's meet up, how about 1703530800 'o clock?

Rolando@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And not one second later!

ignotum@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Not 1703530801, not 1703530799, we meet at exactly 1703530800!

odium@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y

yyyy-MM-dd

solidsnake2085@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 2y

25/DEC/2023

prole@sh.itjust.works · -8 pts · 2y

I think mm/dd/yyyy is better than dd/mm/yyyy, because you can sort by the first number and the dates will be in chronological order (though I agree with the below comment that YYYY MM DD is the best).

reev@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'd give this comment a 4/10.

Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

I judge this... 4th of October

baatliwala@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Does look like cricket scores tbh

thelardboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 30 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Technically, the wife of an earl is a Countess not Mrs.

strawberrysocial@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Ya but in this case he's not an actual earl, Earl is his first name.

OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If my last name was Grey I would definitely name my son Earl. Unfortunately my last name isn't Grey and I can't have children.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I guess you could name a pet Earl Grey.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Zeshade@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

If we're looking for inaccuracies, I don't know how anyone could look at ashes and believe that it's tea.

lars@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y

My honorific is His Royal Highness before and after any marriages I may join

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 25 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There was once a dumb-crooks news story about some burglars who broke into a house, found an urn labelled Charlie and snorted the contents, thinking it must be cocaine. It was, of course, the ashes of a pet dog named Charlie.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 14 pts · 2y

"Whutsit say, Cletus?"

"C-H-A-R-L-I-E... Cocaine! We done hit pay dirt!"

jawa21@startrek.website · 23 pts · 2y (3 replies)

KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space · 6 pts · 2y

Earl Gray.

Charred.

joyjoy@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Hot

KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space · 1 pts · 2y
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TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Does this counts as cannibalism?

Gork@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

That's someone's fetish