c/lemmyshitpost · by mp3@lemmy.ca · 2ySetting the bar absurdly high for the next date 563 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world
13 Comments
SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 2y
The fingers look like they've been licked.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Don't kink shame me.
EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website · 15 pts · 2y
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
When you want to spice up your sex life by having sex in new places
LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
With 11 herbs and spices!
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Just try to keep the cayanne powder out of your coochie.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
If you don't want to fuck while The Colonel watches, is there even a point to fucking?
ilikecoffee@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
What if we kissed
on theColonel Sanderscouch?ColonelSanders@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Well it certainly has my endorsement
Lophostemon@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y
There should be a bump where his crotch is.
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Well, I’m listening…
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
This would be a great alternative to the casting couch
al177@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y
It's the Pentavirate Throne
elxeno@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Kentucky Fried Couch