on Anon plays the used car market · c/greentext · 16 pts · 2y@Early_To_Risa It's a rather elaborate way to offer a free parking space, bro
on Bacon brings peace to the Middle East. · c/atheistmemes · 18 pts · 2y@DougHolland "Lo and behold! The AI Overlords granted the peaceful extra fingers to pick up the Bacon of Peace! As it was written!"
on Steel yourself · c/sexmemes · 15 pts · 2y@MyPornViewingAccount From personal experience I can assure you, a tick bite enlarges the penis but is not permanent. And because of the risk of Lyme's disease it is dangerous. Did I mention painful?
on Learn something new every day... · c/lemmyshitpost · 4 pts · 2y@cuerdo For that joke you are getting a demerit! @return2ozma
on Northern mockingbird watching me work · c/birding · 1 pts · 2y@Daxtron2 At least one of you is doing it's job.
on Selective Autism · c/curatedtumblr · -5 pts · 2y@Mandarbmax That is not a social cue. You just shat in your hand and are waving with it now. Stop it.
on Transformation complete · c/funny · 8 pts · 2y@The_Picard_Maneuver Just move to a different franchise and they call you God Emperor!
on Because the top is stands for oppression and other one is liberate from oppression · c/therightcantmeme · 5 pts · 2y@Lanky_Pomegranate530 Our slaves have a safe word?
on I heard that images can't be deleted from Lemmy instances, due to bugs and various implementation details. Here is an image that has been deleted from the internet, to see if that fixes it. · c/meta · 4 pts · 2y@7heo Adam Ant is Elon Musks father?
on Say hello to my little friends · c/microblogmemes · 2 pts · 2y@dohpaz42 I will miss my tables, I guess. But nobody ever heard of of concrete high rises? @ZeroCool @Twinklebreeze @NOT_RICK @Lifecoach5000 @glibg10b
on Porifera Robbie Rhomboidal Slacks · c/bikinibottomtwitter · 2 pts · 2y@MinguPingu We have Absorbent Bobbert Cubic Trousers at home, honey
on I have heard you guys on Lemmy like Linux, what do you think about this old picture of my desktops from 2010-2011. · c/linux · 2 pts · 2y@kratoz29 The linux desktop on a LSD screen
on here in Top Pedophiles Of Twitter, my "friend" thinks about race so very little that he shit-tests every new person he meets with a racial slur · c/sneerclub · 8 pts · 2y@Architeuthis I had to google PUA term, but it al makes sense now. @dgerard
on Xenophobia is to racism what homophobia is to ... ? · c/asklemmy · 1 pts · 2y@numan Lucky for them there is only one spiderman. @Lafari
on The Cosmic Bat Nebula · c/astronomy · 3 pts · 2y@fossilesque Geez... Scarecrow, this stuff is fucked up! Ya sure about this dosage?
on Pope Francis says sexual pleasure is 'a gift from God' · c/worldnews · 6 pts · 2y@zephyreks Yeah, right. Claim it for God when I work so hard for it!
@Early_To_Risa It's a rather elaborate way to offer a free parking space, bro
@DougHolland "Lo and behold! The AI Overlords granted the peaceful extra fingers to pick up the Bacon of Peace! As it was written!"
@6mementomori Yes. Yes. Wasted pants.
@ickplant
@MyPornViewingAccount From personal experience I can assure you, a tick bite enlarges the penis but is not permanent. And because of the risk of Lyme's disease it is dangerous. Did I mention painful?
@cuerdo For that joke you are getting a demerit!
@return2ozma
@Daxtron2 At least one of you is doing it's job.
@Mandarbmax That is not a social cue. You just shat in your hand and are waving with it now. Stop it.
@The_Picard_Maneuver Just move to a different franchise and they call you God Emperor!
@Lanky_Pomegranate530 Our slaves have a safe word?
@7heo Adam Ant is Elon Musks father?
@nifty Building a base on an uninhabited planet without a permit.
@dohpaz42
I will miss my tables, I guess. But nobody ever heard of of concrete high rises?
@ZeroCool @Twinklebreeze @NOT_RICK @Lifecoach5000 @glibg10b
@MinguPingu We have Absorbent Bobbert Cubic Trousers at home, honey
@FlyingSquid IRTA Pound Fish
@kratoz29 The linux desktop on a LSD screen
@Architeuthis I had to google PUA term, but it al makes sense now.
@dgerard
@numan Lucky for them there is only one spiderman.
@Lafari
@ObviouslyNotBanana That is a puffer fish, yes?
@fossilesque Geez... Scarecrow, this stuff is fucked up! Ya sure about this dosage?
@zephyreks Yeah, right. Claim it for God when I work so hard for it!