which is really weird because without liberals, he never would have been able to marry his wife. given his wifes looks, I'm not saying that's necessarily a good thing, but do we really think conservatives would have repealed the miscegenation laws?
at first I thought it was the Sting because of the bee wax, but then I remembered it was the holiday special where everyone ends up as natural bee wax Kwanzaa candles
it was actually one that I remember playing when I was younger. The name always stuck in my brain because of the initials and what they stood for. Glad you found it
i read it just a couple of years after it came out, it took me several reads to get into it but has become one of my favorites. That said, some of it, like the opening line, probably doesn't make sense to younger people... "The sky above the Port was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel" evoked a completely different mental image in the days before digital TVs.
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Death by SnuSnu 😍
which is really weird because without liberals, he never would have been able to marry his wife. given his wifes looks, I'm not saying that's necessarily a good thing, but do we really think conservatives would have repealed the miscegenation laws?
... couldn't be worse than the current giant "ass-roid"
I thought the onion was a parody news source?
what? youve never seen a genius's weiner before?
"Clone of my Own"
Futurama did it, in the 3rd act of "Reincarnation"
at first I thought it was the Sting because of the bee wax, but then I remembered it was the holiday special where everyone ends up as natural bee wax Kwanzaa candles
"your 3¢ titanium tax goes too far ..
and your 3¢ titanium tax doesn't go too far enough"
(just watched last night, but the name escapes me, and I don't want to cheat w/google)
thanks and it was first used as the fake movie name to keep "Return of the Jedi" a secret.
that's " John fucking Zoidberg"
it was actually one that I remember playing when I was younger. The name always stuck in my brain because of the initials and what they stood for. Glad you found it
MDK - Murder Death Kill (?). but the player/character wore all black
...so... next nominee for head of the GSA?
100% sci fi magic, but the visuals he describes of cyberspace still are how i imagine it
i read it just a couple of years after it came out, it took me several reads to get into it but has become one of my favorites. That said, some of it, like the opening line, probably doesn't make sense to younger people... "The sky above the Port was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel" evoked a completely different mental image in the days before digital TVs.
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I heard starting 9/19 hes allowed to sell. so, yeah, hes selling
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Agreed about 3, but you do have a chronic farter right behind you. seat 9 might get you the "beetlejuice handy" under a blanket