Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying

https://theonion.com/rising-conservative-star-just-guy-wearing-nazi-armband-1849855062/

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10 Comments

BlueHarvest@lemmy.world · 80 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I thought the onion was a parody news source?

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It is, the problem is reality is now also parody.

Majorllama@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Hey idk why but I can't respond to your DM. Thanks for the heads up. I still don't know where to see that information or why I can't respond to you.

DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1y (3 replies)

How come The Onion is never on Reddit's front page?

SinningStromgald@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y

Because reddit is just a bunch of bots in a trenchcoat.

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 26 pts · 1y

Because Reddit would unironically support that man if it were financially beneficial to do so.

theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
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Draegur@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 1y (2 replies)

The fascist cries out in pain as he strikes you, and also claims that that's actually what his victims are doing.

seahorse@midwest.social · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"Look what you made me do! I'm actually the victim here!"

Draegur@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y

"I JUST WANTED TO BE LEFT THE FUCK ALONE" *REFUSES to leave anyone else the fuck alone*

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y

Oh, didn't realize it was theonion.