on Trump’s $14M reflecting pool paint job is now peeling off and floating to the surface · c/politics · 15 pts · 61dStep 1. Create a swamp Step 2. Drain the swamp
on Metric system? Pffft.... · c/lemmyshitpost · 14 pts · 113dWhat will we call a half ton? George Washington: 4 baby elephants.
on TIL that Heilongjiang,China has currently the lowest TFR of any large administrative subdivision in the world with 0.52 children per woman · c/til · 6 pts · 137dHow should I put this…are these a handsome people?
on These need to be everywhere. · c/wholesome · 10 pts · 249dI throw sticks for my dog, but I’ve heard they’re actually a pretty terrible idea for a play toy.
on "It's pronounced Mariah Carey" · c/science_memes · 3 pts · 1yIn the middle of Christmas time I wish she too was irradiated.
on Armenia and Azerbaijan publish US-brokered peace agreement (FULL TEXT) · c/worldnews · 5 pts · 1yHow about them Epstein files Charlie!
on Shage it, Shage Carpet · c/lemmyshitpost · 7 pts · 2yI wonder if they added all that carpet to nullify the hum coming from the fluorescent lightning?
on I grilled steaks tonight. · c/foodporn · -15 pts · 2yCooking steak on the grill u’ll make it dryer than a fart.
A pair of scissori
Step 1. Create a swamp Step 2. Drain the swamp
What will we call a half ton? George Washington: 4 baby elephants.
Wouldn’t it just be iron?
How should I put this…are these a handsome people?
The guy in blue about to get lucky
Uhh… Baby it’s cold outside
Baby it’s cold outside…
Ah celestial seasoning
Shallot
I throw sticks for my dog, but I’ve heard they’re actually a pretty terrible idea for a play toy.
In the middle of Christmas time I wish she too was irradiated.
How about them Epstein files Charlie!
Wolfenstein
I wonder if they added all that carpet to nullify the hum coming from the fluorescent lightning?
Oh, so it’s basically just Gweneth Paltrows vagina.
Idgi. A 1200 calorie drink from Starbucks?
What did you say?
Cooking steak on the grill u’ll make it dryer than a fart.
I also blame my farts on the dog.