What? I got here late. All the witty answers were already taken. Best I can do is offer a common name, and hope the absurdity of him just being named "Ted" is enough.

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

TehBamski@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I like your style. Made the best of the situation.

mrbeano@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 1y

Seth Logan

Antagnostic@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Menoraw

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Liev Schreiber

Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y

Schindler's Fists.

j4k3@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y

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