on Microsoft Teams is getting a controversial location tracking feature that users may hate · c/technology · 2 pts · 76d users have the ability to control whether they want to enable it or not So just don't enable it then.
on US Treasury plans to put Trump's signature on new paper currency in first for sitting president · c/news · 5 pts · 154dStep 1: Collect short phrases capturing the dumbest and most heinous things he's done, and manufacture rubber stamps with said phrases. Step 2:? Step 3: Profit!
on Did we win? Google to continue to allow side loading · c/technology · 1 pts · 163dThis is a premature April Fool's joke, right?
on CEO Asks ChatGPT How to Void $250 Million Contract, Ignores His Lawyers, Loses Terribly in Court · c/technology · 16 pts · 164dRTFA
on Me Buying A Phone From Google Solely Because I Can Put GrapheneOS On It · c/privacy · 3 pts · 172dWhy use WhatsApp instead of Signal? I don't go near WhatsApp because of Meta, so I genuinely know very little about it.
on A metal detectorist unearthed a Roman silver “ligula” or “Toilet Spoon” in Wales · c/britisharchaeology · 7 pts · 2yIn related news, I've decided to start referring to toilet paper as crap napkins.
on This tool for finding bad USB-C cables · c/technology · 15 pts · 2yNo point; resistance is futile. I'll just see myself out.
on Sovereign citizen decided he had paid enough rent. · c/insanepeoplefacebook · 16 pts · 2yHe's well aware that he's broken the fourth wall in his theatre of the mind.
on Boomer parents · c/whitepeopletwitter · 14 pts · 2yAnd let's not forget about playing long-covid roulette every time you get infected!
on Fox News Segment Backfires When Psychic Predicts ‘Sense of Loss’ for Trump in 2024 · c/nottheonion · 7 pts · 2yMore like Faux News
on Looks like DRM prevented to watch movies in many theaters yesterday · c/piracy · 27 pts · 2y I do know that if our servers lose power in the CMOS battery is dead and then they will internally destroy themselves and never function again. This is to prevent piracy I assume. Holy shit, DRM needs to fuck off and die.
on Measure once, cut once. · c/funny · 7 pts · 2yThe fuck are they filling the gaps with, their imagination?
on Top AI expert 'completely terrified' of 2024 election, shaping up to be 'tsunami of misinformation' · c/technology · 5 pts · 2yThe word they're looking for is "shitnami".
on Just 15% of Canadians got updated COVID vaccines this fall, new figures show · c/canada · 22 pts · 2yI prefer to minimize my chances of getting long covid, so getting vaccinated is the obvious choice.
on Just 15% of Canadians got updated COVID vaccines this fall, new figures show · c/canada · 18 pts · 2yWhat invitation? I had to proactively remember to get my vaccine.
on Another example of shrink flation... oh, my beer... · c/mildlyinfuriating · 179 pts · 2yMotherfuckers moving digits around hoping nobody will notice. 440 -> 400? Nah, too obvious. 440 -> 404? Greasy, let's do that!
on Gemini - Google DeepMind · c/technology · 5 pts · 2yGoogle does have a bad habit of pruning things...
on If purchasing isn’t owning, then piracy isn’t stealing · c/piracy · 2 pts · 2yBetter yet, let's call it "arrchiving"!
So just don't enable it then.
What the EFF
Step 1: Collect short phrases capturing the dumbest and most heinous things he's done, and manufacture rubber stamps with said phrases.
Step 2:?
Step 3: Profit!
This is a premature April Fool's joke, right?
RTFA
Why use WhatsApp instead of Signal? I don't go near WhatsApp because of Meta, so I genuinely know very little about it.
In related news, I've decided to start referring to toilet paper as crap napkins.
No point; resistance is futile.
I'll just see myself out.
He's well aware that he's broken the fourth wall in his theatre of the mind.
And let's not forget about playing long-covid roulette every time you get infected!
More like Faux News
Holy shit, DRM needs to fuck off and die.
The fuck are they filling the gaps with, their imagination?
The word they're looking for is "shitnami".
I prefer to minimize my chances of getting long covid, so getting vaccinated is the obvious choice.
What invitation? I had to proactively remember to get my vaccine.
Motherfuckers moving digits around hoping nobody will notice.
440 -> 400? Nah, too obvious.
440 -> 404? Greasy, let's do that!
CHEESE IS NICE!
Google does have a bad habit of pruning things...
Better yet, let's call it "arrchiving"!