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The most asshole way possible of fishing. Fuck everyone else, my pole is going here. Good luck dodging it. Invisible wire. SOMEWHERE.

You can't just go kill something, can you? You have to fuck up whatever area you're in.

Normal person: It's nice to be out in nature. Fisherperson: It's nice to be out here, let me huck 50lbs of crap in a dozen meter radius - all of it dangerous and unnecessary. Now I set up the invisible wires!

FUCK OFF to the middle of the ocean.

He's an authoritarian. He should be working on the many problems of the child rapist church he leads. "Look the other way", says the child rapist leader. "Keep looking the other way!"

The other child rapist leader "president epstein" is saying the same thing. "No files! Look the other way at that churchy child rapist guy!"

on Halfway Crooks · c/beerwithaview · 3 pts · 140d

Just waiting to drop a glass on someone's head that's casually walking by on the public sidewalk. WTF? "Oh, no accident has ever happened near me during my entire life!". Dumbass.

It's the same reason the T-1000 didn't need to transform into "attack mode". Odo is a particularly deadly type of fictional character that could kill another fictional character in thousands of different ways in a few fictional seconds.

Besides, Humanoids are the most deadly type of fictional character. Odo IS cosplaying as the scariest thing in the Universe, every single day.

Who, in their right mind, gives a shit about humans traveling to the Moon? Not even landing. Just going and coming back. WTF?!?! Gotta prove that technology still works 55 years after? Bullshit.

Was it a "waste money" dartboard?

NOPE. Just failed and scaled back missions until the only thing left is completely useless, uninspiring, and bland. The Epstein Class can't get along for long enough to put together a space mission anymore. Just nazis, theft, and incompetence.

You want me to get excited about this? Fuck that twice.

Voyager cultivates the bio-neural cheese, making the smartest and most delicious cheese in the Delta Quadrant.

Cheese sales used for diplomacy, barter, and bribes. All Delta Quadrant species like this cheese.

Janeway, recognizing the power of the cheese to get home quickly, looks at a nutrient rich nebula in wonder saying "There's cheese in that nebula!"

Bio-neural cheese easily defeats borg nanos in one-on-one nano deathmatches. Whole borg cubes left disconnected and smelling of cheese.

Neelix makes a fondue that becomes sentient for a few days. Janeway establishes diplomatic relations with the cheese. Neelix is now the ambassador of cheese.

Voyager gets home in 3 years, with borg defeated. Multiple successful diplomatic first contacts, and trade deals. Dramatic increase in all cheese related technology, and basic civil cheese rights across the Federation.

on what is this · c/nostupidquestions · 1 pts · 182d

You concocted a fantasy from a bunch of random numbers.

Fuck random numbers. Post them in the random number sub or gtfo, cuz' it's digital trash unless it has context 468285971.