There's some clear clues on which venues are happy ending parlors.
Avoid places with completely curtained windows. At least the lobby area should be visible to the public.
Seek out places that refer to "massage therapists". Avoid "masseuse" or "massage parlor".
The "crystal healing" "sound bath" hippy dippy places might try to sell you mushrooms but they are less likely to grab your dick.
Avoid cash only places, they are trying to hide paper trails. Even if you're paying out of pocket, any place that accepts insurance isn't offering a "secret menu" .
Low stated prices might mean they get by on big handy-based tips. They're cheap for a reason. Medium priced places are just charging for normal services.
Check what kind of person is in their online reviews. If it's a middle aged man talking about how beautiful the "girls" are, skip. If it's a Karen complaining about how they used CBD oil, it's probably fine.
Strip malls in general seem to attract this business niche, too. I'm not sure why.
If you're normally comfortable getting a massage naked, consider keeping your underwear on for your first visit with a new practitioner.
A shareholder should sue the leadership for violating their fiscal duty by closing a profitable site only because of their personal political persuasions.
No rush, wait a few years. Enjoy the amazing body you have right now. You don't realize it but you are so fast and can climb so well at your age. Join a capture the flag league. I'd trade a weed trip for 1 afternoon with a teenage body any day! Jump off a cliff into a swimming hole. Backpack across a continent. Skateboard until you fuck up your knees.
I hate the snoring part of this. I could almost understand if it was just the sound of breathing. I could see how that might make someone feel like they weren't alone. But that breath catching and whistling noise drive me nuts.
Did you have someone snoring in the room with you growing up?
I want an instance of this in my local community. I would pay to host it, but I don't want to be the admin. I am going to follow you and when the project is further along, I'll figure out how to get one running in my neighborhood and promote it.
I feel like that was a tactical feint. The whole warning was just setting up the Nazi to defend the wrong front, then go for the gut punch. Our boi is a strategic genius.
I just read Extra Virginity and it turns out there is a whole world of food oil counterfeiting and I really need help stopping it, because suddenly this is the topic I am 3rd most passionate about.
Ok, but wtf is this thing your mom texted you "Dad wants a treat, send me your grades?"
I cannot imagine a man telling his wife he wants a treat for Halloween, and then being satisfied with that treat being an early update on his kid's grades. She is making that shit up so she has an excuse to supervise your grades.
Your mom feels like a very anxious person, always checking in about all the stuff you describe, and making the whole family anxious. Almost all your examples of lying are to your mom because it feels like she's pressuring you (probably because of her own anxiety). You've said enough things in your post to make me think your mom lies a lot too, and has modeled her anxiety and lying in a family setting to you a lot. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you lie because she taught you to lie.
Some advice:
Pay attention to whether you lie to your friends as much as you lie to older adults (especially parent figures like your coach).
Make a rule never to lie to people your own age. Don't let the lie pattern spread.
Work the family lying stuff out with your therapist ASAP while you have a young highly neueoplastic brain and can undo these patterns. If you don't have a therapist, talk with your college's health center, you can probably get one through them.
Something that surprised me in my travels (which are primarily West of the Mississippi) is how often the states actually line up with a significant geologic shift. Arizona is endless orange desert. New Mexico immediately becomes rainbow painted cliffs. Utah is somehow entirely vertical. California is a contradiction of green desert. Nevada is like a chemical mine puked on a bunch of bumpy ridges. Northern New Mexico falls off a cliff and the bottom is Texas.
If you watch closely, usually something fairly dramatic happens in the landscape within a few miles of the border.
There's some clear clues on which venues are happy ending parlors.
Avoid places with completely curtained windows. At least the lobby area should be visible to the public.
Seek out places that refer to "massage therapists". Avoid "masseuse" or "massage parlor".
The "crystal healing" "sound bath" hippy dippy places might try to sell you mushrooms but they are less likely to grab your dick.
Avoid cash only places, they are trying to hide paper trails. Even if you're paying out of pocket, any place that accepts insurance isn't offering a "secret menu" .
Low stated prices might mean they get by on big handy-based tips. They're cheap for a reason. Medium priced places are just charging for normal services.
Check what kind of person is in their online reviews. If it's a middle aged man talking about how beautiful the "girls" are, skip. If it's a Karen complaining about how they used CBD oil, it's probably fine.
Strip malls in general seem to attract this business niche, too. I'm not sure why.
If you're normally comfortable getting a massage naked, consider keeping your underwear on for your first visit with a new practitioner.
A shareholder should sue the leadership for violating their fiscal duty by closing a profitable site only because of their personal political persuasions.
"Side with Maelle"
Try reading Unmasking Autism and see if it clicks.
You could replace this man with ChatGPT and his company would be more successful.
No rush, wait a few years. Enjoy the amazing body you have right now. You don't realize it but you are so fast and can climb so well at your age. Join a capture the flag league. I'd trade a weed trip for 1 afternoon with a teenage body any day! Jump off a cliff into a swimming hole. Backpack across a continent. Skateboard until you fuck up your knees.
Why do they leave the lock closed? Why not just let the fish swim through?
I hate the snoring part of this. I could almost understand if it was just the sound of breathing. I could see how that might make someone feel like they weren't alone. But that breath catching and whistling noise drive me nuts.
Did you have someone snoring in the room with you growing up?
I want an instance of this in my local community. I would pay to host it, but I don't want to be the admin. I am going to follow you and when the project is further along, I'll figure out how to get one running in my neighborhood and promote it.
I feel like that was a tactical feint. The whole warning was just setting up the Nazi to defend the wrong front, then go for the gut punch. Our boi is a strategic genius.
Bet this is a McCafe ad. Manufactured discontent.
You put a cheaper oil in a refinery, then flavor it with artificial flavors, then use the Mafia to launder it into another country.
Olive oil.
I just read Extra Virginity and it turns out there is a whole world of food oil counterfeiting and I really need help stopping it, because suddenly this is the topic I am 3rd most passionate about.
Not enough people talking about Christmas Aslan over there behind the truck.
Also, I just realized what you meant by "you're supposed to say no Mom". Your mom was literally telling you to lie to avoid getting in trouble.
Ok, but wtf is this thing your mom texted you "Dad wants a treat, send me your grades?"
I cannot imagine a man telling his wife he wants a treat for Halloween, and then being satisfied with that treat being an early update on his kid's grades. She is making that shit up so she has an excuse to supervise your grades.
Your mom feels like a very anxious person, always checking in about all the stuff you describe, and making the whole family anxious. Almost all your examples of lying are to your mom because it feels like she's pressuring you (probably because of her own anxiety). You've said enough things in your post to make me think your mom lies a lot too, and has modeled her anxiety and lying in a family setting to you a lot. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you lie because she taught you to lie.
Some advice:
Scrolling by I literally thought "Man, that candy looks delicious, what's this article about?" And then read the headline... 🫠
Is he going to break his cheekbone when it kicks, or is holding the gun with your face standard procedure?
My buddy asked for feedback once. The recruiter said, "We passed because of the words you said." That was it. 😐 Say better words next time guy.
Something that surprised me in my travels (which are primarily West of the Mississippi) is how often the states actually line up with a significant geologic shift. Arizona is endless orange desert. New Mexico immediately becomes rainbow painted cliffs. Utah is somehow entirely vertical. California is a contradiction of green desert. Nevada is like a chemical mine puked on a bunch of bumpy ridges. Northern New Mexico falls off a cliff and the bottom is Texas.
If you watch closely, usually something fairly dramatic happens in the landscape within a few miles of the border.