on What is the inane song you have written for your cat? · c/asklemmy · 4 pts · 1yI call it 'Ode to the late Hermione', written to the tune of Ode to joy: Stinker pooper farter tooter, Smelly butt and rotten arse, If you weren't such a cuter, We would send your butt to Mars. NASA would be ove-erjoyed with, Geoforming going well. Ooooh, How can such a little kitty, Make Mars smell like rotten hell. Stinker pooper farter tooter, Smelly butt and rotten arse, If you weren't such a cuter, We would send your butt to Mars. But be careful, don't light fires, Her farts are quite flammable, Turning Mars into a pyre, Stinking gas cloud pole to pole.
on Iroh and Chalinda enjoying the sun · c/pets · 1 pts · 1ySiam-Rex mix, as far as we know. He loves laying in the sun!
on I become a career bureaucrat. · c/justpost · 5 pts · 2yI do research on technologies that make airplanes heavier, increase their fuel consumption and make them fall out of the sky more often. Oh and I spend time in the classroom making sure students have no idea how to reverse it.
I call it 'Ode to the late Hermione', written to the tune of Ode to joy:
Stinker pooper farter tooter,
Smelly butt and rotten arse,
If you weren't such a cuter,
We would send your butt to Mars.
NASA would be ove-erjoyed with,
Geoforming going well. Ooooh,
How can such a little kitty,
Make Mars smell like rotten hell.
Stinker pooper farter tooter,
Smelly butt and rotten arse,
If you weren't such a cuter,
We would send your butt to Mars.
But be careful, don't light fires,
Her farts are quite flammable,
Turning Mars into a pyre,
Stinking gas cloud pole to pole.
Siam-Rex mix, as far as we know. He loves laying in the sun!
I do research on technologies that make airplanes heavier, increase their fuel consumption and make them fall out of the sky more often. Oh and I spend time in the classroom making sure students have no idea how to reverse it.