on Pineapple fried rice w/shrimp · c/foodporn · 8 pts · 141dYou're telling me a pineapple fried this rice?
on Donald Trump says his name may have been planted in Jeffrey Epstein files · c/politics · 2 pts · 1yRight? It's not his fault his dick looks almost average next to those children...
on Can I ask u to fill my tight pink pussy today? · c/eroticphoto · 1 pts · 1yFine, if I have to. I guess.
on Because of something I did during an anthropology lecture, I learned the hard way to read the "The following packages will be REMOVED" list when upgrading a package to backports in Debian GNU + Linux. · c/linux · -2 pts · 1yThe smudge on the screen kinda looks like goatse...
on Toddler, 2, dies after shooting himself while left alone in a Walmart parking lot as his parents shopped for fireworks · c/news · 25 pts · 2yImagine walking back to your car to get your kid and seeing the scene in Pulp Fiction...yikes
on Could you eat me out for one hour straight? 😅😏 [oc][f] · c/gonewild · 2 pts · 2yOh so close, I've been keeping my eye on you. Excited to see the rest of you. I love your body type. 😍
You're telling me a pineapple fried this rice?
Oh thought it was Dumbass in some grass.
Right? It's not his fault his dick looks almost average next to those children...
Fine, if I have to. I guess.
The smudge on the screen kinda looks like goatse...
Thanks! It's my nickname!
Imagine walking back to your car to get your kid and seeing the scene in Pulp Fiction...yikes
Oh so close, I've been keeping my eye on you. Excited to see the rest of you. I love your body type. 😍