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A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 260 pts · 267d (10 replies)

Pedo in a meadow

Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 43 pts · 267d

This one is a great litmus test for the British

NotSteve_@piefed.ca · 21 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Pehdow in a meadow? Pedo in a meedow?

A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 267d

"Pehdow". Yall spell it "paedo" ;)

blackstampede@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 267d

It took me about 2 seconds to figure this out. Came to the comments to make sure.

darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 267d

I was thinking "dumbass in tall grass" but I think I like yours better.

MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 267d (3 replies)

Wouldn't it have to be peddo not pedo, like a freddo

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 267d

In America, pedo and meadow rhyme. We use a short e in pedo.

lovely_reader@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 266d (1 reply)

The other explanation is right but what's freddo?

MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 266d

A chocolate bar with caramel inside on the shape of a frog, it's price often used as a way to contextualise inflation, like how a banana is for scale.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 267d

Best one.

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 158 pts · 267d (6 replies)

Pedo in a meadow

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 267d

I think we found the winner

Railcar8095@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 267d (3 replies)

I thought Pedo on a Prado, but that doesn't work in English

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 267d (2 replies)

Pedo in a meadow flows better in American English where they say ped-oh. The British version doesn't flow as well in this example but is generally superior for shouting at someone. For example, if Trump had been allowed to see the public when visiting the UK you would hear "Fucking peee-doooh!"

Railcar8095@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 267d (1 reply)

The nuances of American/British/Aussie/Canadian English are lost to me, but thanks for the explanation.

piwakawakas@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 265d

Maps without NZ spotted

silasmariner@programming.dev · 6 pts · 267d

Paedo in a lea, tho'

LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works · 51 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Bitch in a ditch

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 267d

If only

Toto@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Coward in flowers

protist@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 267d

Coward in flowards

Toto@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 267d

Crazy in daisies

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 43 pts · 267d (1 reply)
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tourist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 267d

I like this one because you can append prefixes and suffixes to it

Fat ass in the tall grass

Asshole in the grasshole

etc.

Neurotoxin@lemmus.org · 36 pts · 267d

Oh thought it was Dumbass in some grass.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 34 pts · 267d

Felon in a Field?

GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Bastard in a Pasture

P1k1e@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 266d

Winner!!!

Edit: nvm, saw pedo in a meadow steals back gold medal

ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 25 pts · 267d

Man-child in the wild?

Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org · 21 pts · 267d (4 replies)

well that's a pedo in a meadow...(pronounced in USA 'cause we say eh instead of ee) i suppose we could say a pedo in the weedos for the brits

Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 267d

In a Meedow, you say?

taiyang@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 267d

Oh God, the European version would be pedo in a speedo.

shiftymccool@piefed.ca · 1 pts · 267d
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 267d

Does pedo rhyme with pedalo

Samsy@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Trumpf im Sumpf.

Trump in the swamp.

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 267d

Trump in the swamp is him just sitting in the Oval Office.

jumperalex@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 267d

Trump in a Dump

FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 267d

That’s an open target, double check wind and your scope

No bulletproof shield in an open field.

Triumph@fedia.io · 15 pts · 267d

Pedo in a meadow

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 267d

fascist in a field?

Snoopey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Trump taking a dump

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 267d

Ew. Please don't make me envision his bowel movements. This is exactly why I don't watch the news. There's nothing but shit on it.

Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Trump on a stump (stump is hidden deep inside him)

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 267d
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Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 267d

Man who tried and failed to imprison his political opponents because he tried staff a critical DOJ role with home owner’s insurance attorney, on a prairie.

krashmo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 267d

An authoritarian pretending to be agrarian

orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 267d

Pedophile in the daffodils.

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 266d (1 reply)

Peedow in a meedow. Obv.

cristo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 266d
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_chris@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Huh. I pronounce it pee-doh.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 267d

I can’t say that I like or agree with English English 100% of the time, but pedo and nonce just feel right and it’s a shame America doesn’t agree.

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 267d

Nonce on jaunts

snf@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 267d

Fairy in a prairie?

WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org · 7 pts · 267d

Now there's bitch in a field.

Generica@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 266d

All the pedos in the meadow

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 267d

Pig in clover?

myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Rapist in the tulips.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 267d

We also would have accepted "Racist in the tulips".

ShadowRam@fedia.io · 5 pts · 267d

Trump in a Slump?

Arancello@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 267d (1 reply)

clown horsing around

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 267d

C'mon man. That would have been sufficient in 2015. We've moved on to so much bigger things since then.

ViscloReader@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 267d

Trump on a dump

roserose56@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 267d

Another Trump meme, I'm gonna puke! And they tell you to leave internet if you can't take all these US news and memes.....

Quexotic@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 266d

Pederast in the grass?

ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 267d

Trumpkin ready to give a blumpkin?

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 267d

My racist FIL was quite proud of his little black figurine in a shot-glass.

Pistcow@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 267d

Gluck-gluck in a field?

RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 266d

A troll takes a stroll

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 267d

President at his residence?

Toto@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 267d
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MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 267d
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