Peruvian_Skies

u/Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works
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"Microslop's new sloperating system strips away everything you don't need, giving you nothing but a web browser, a next-gen ad engine and an immutable hosts file that only allows connections to Copilot.* But don't worry, if you subscribe to the ClippyOS Max Pro Diamond Ultra Elite Series X hosts file for just $49.99 a month, you can also access your choice of ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini or Loveable!** Never has a computer been so versatile!"

* Microslop Copilot subscription not included.

** Other slop machine subscriptions not included.

*** Microslop Slopffice 365 subscription not included.

**** By using ClippyOS, you agree to give Microslop all your data and your descendants' data in perpetuity.

--The upcoming press release.

What a surprise, the former "don't be evil" company is being evil again.

The entire C-suite at Google is hereby cordially invited to suck the shit directly from my asshole with a heart-shaped loopy straw. Just book your appointments in advance so I can stuff my face with feijoada and tacos first.

It's because despite what economists believe, prices are not determined fairly by the market but are dictated supply-side. So this kind of "testing" is one of the more blatant ways in which consumer trust is violated in the name of maximizing profits. It makes it obvious that you're not paying a fair price for a service or product, but a price that was dictated for someone else's convenience without taking your interests into account at all, violating the social contract.