on Italy: Man gets stuck driving car down Rome's Spanish Steps · c/world · 12 pts · 1yOhhh, stuck as in stuck on the steps. I first read it like it was a "well this is my life now" headline.
on What's your favorite instrument to listen to? · c/asklemmy · 5 pts · 1yHer Hungarian Rhapsody performance is my favorite!
on China Cancels 12,000 Metric Tons of US Pork Shipments · c/politics · 6 pts · 1yYep. Short ton, long ton, and metric tonnes
on Trump signs executive order on water pressure to ‘restore shower freedom’ · c/nottheonion · 69 pts · 1yChanging of water pressure won't do anything for most household toilets except fill the tank faster.
on U.S. stock futures plunge ahead of Monday open as Trump tariffs shock continues · c/usa · 1 pts · 1yWhen they said they'd bring down the price of eggs they meant relative to the price of everything else.
on I put a lieter of oil in my car engine · c/dull_mens_club · 11 pts · 1yDoes this car not have a dipstick?
on George Carlin spent nearly his entire life trying to warn us of what is happening · c/videos · 10 pts · 1yI think you could say the same about Bill Burr. Not just making it comedy to make it easier to swallow, but because the only thing you can do is laugh at the irony and how hopelessly we are along for the ride.
on Palms were offline devices that only synced with your computer when put on a docking station. · c/privacy · 3 pts · 1yI had one of these. I loves the submarine game that was on them.
on Elton John says he lost his eyesight following eye infection · c/news · 2 pts · 1yReminds me of this. https://youtu.be/IWr-2Oo6CHA?t=788
on Dorothy played favorites · c/microblogmemes · 3 pts · 1yEvery time I close my eyes I think of Mars and Venus. And anytime I start to dream I want to suck a -- hey! A Big Red apple!
on Trump says vaccine skeptic RFK Jr. would be in charge of ‘women’s health’ · c/politics · 18 pts · 1yPicture him dragging a bear corpse and telling passerbys not to vaccinate.
on Anon gets hit by a car · c/greentext · 9 pts · 1yThat episode makes me cry every time. Even the callback when he plays that flute in a later episode makes me teary eyed.
on If I wanted to die in a viking funeral, like getting put on a boat and set ablaze while I am in the middle of the sea can this be done? Or is it even legal? · c/nostupidquestions · 7 pts · 1yI like this. Don't scatter my ashes. Scatter my viscera mist into the air.
Ohhh, stuck as in stuck on the steps. I first read it like it was a "well this is my life now" headline.
Her Hungarian Rhapsody performance is my favorite!
You never really know.
Yep. Short ton, long ton, and metric tonnes
Changing of water pressure won't do anything for most household toilets except fill the tank faster.
When they said they'd bring down the price of eggs they meant relative to the price of everything else.
Does this car not have a dipstick?
The cock pecked them out.
I think you could say the same about Bill Burr. Not just making it comedy to make it easier to swallow, but because the only thing you can do is laugh at the irony and how hopelessly we are along for the ride.
https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/328164
I had one of these. I loves the submarine game that was on them.
This post makes me want to get sushi and not pay.
Reminds me of this.
https://youtu.be/IWr-2Oo6CHA?t=788
Every time I close my eyes I think of Mars and Venus. And anytime I start to dream I want to suck a -- hey! A Big Red apple!
Followed up by "death to the opposition!"
I want your boss in my life.
Picture him dragging a bear corpse and telling passerbys not to vaccinate.
That episode makes me cry every time. Even the callback when he plays that flute in a later episode makes me teary eyed.
Is this Endurance?
I like this. Don't scatter my ashes. Scatter my viscera mist into the air.