Explanation: The Emperor Trajan expanded the Roman Empire to its greatest extent - he truly wanted your land in his (Roman) land! 'Imperium sine fine' is a term meaning 'Empire without end', an aspect of imperial ideology that began to become popular during the Principate, in which Rome was not merely Defending Itself Into 3 Continents, but actually and actively destined to rule the world. For the good of those poor, savage barbarians, of course!
Funny enough, most Roman expansion happened under the Republic, which did not have this particular idea in the centerpiece.
97 Comments
Potatisen@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
I want your mom in my life.
taiyang@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
I want your help in my life.
Aw that one is kind of sad.
eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
Same one I got!! And as someone with an overactive duty complex and an inability to be taken care of...
...please?
rainerloeten@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Nah, it's wholesome! :p
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Same, maybe we can help each other :3
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 1y
Apparently I'm an annoying website
otacon239@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
I want your attention in my mouth
FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Hey that was mine too
starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y
I want your name in my email
And I want it by 5 o'clock
fossphi@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
What the heck
PugJesus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Degradation kink?
fossphi@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
Aah, if only. More like eternal pessimism :/
I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
I want your own in my life.
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I think that's the default reply gboard gives when you have all personalization turned off
I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I'm using Microsoft SwiftKey. Might be the default behaviour for that too.
pero@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
I want your mum in my life
howrar@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
I want your website in my life.
Alright guys, you heard my phone. Send me your personal websites.
duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
long.cat
I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
https://coolhelp.com.au
PugJesus@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Explanation: The Emperor Trajan expanded the Roman Empire to its greatest extent - he truly wanted your land in his (Roman) land! 'Imperium sine fine' is a term meaning 'Empire without end', an aspect of imperial ideology that began to become popular during the Principate, in which Rome was not merely Defending Itself Into 3 Continents, but actually and actively destined to rule the world. For the good of those poor, savage barbarians, of course!
Funny enough, most Roman expansion happened under the Republic, which did not have this particular idea in the centerpiece.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I want your money in my money.
I dunno, am I playing this game right? Hope so..
django@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y
I want your choice in my objection.
problematicPanther@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I want your opinion in my car
mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y
I want your name in my eyes
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y
I want your reply in my email
That's right. Don't you dare call me.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
I want your help in my life.
Almost poetic 🥲
kyle@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
There's dozens of us apparently
MrJukes@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 1y
I want your help in my life.
Kbobabob@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I got this one too. I see someone else did too. Must be common to be depressed.
helloworld55@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
I want your money in my account
pero@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
So, a robbery?
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
I want your in my.
HeurtisticAlgorithm9@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y
.
(Edit: my keyboard didn't have text)
rainerloeten@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I want your ☺️ in my mouth
Thanks for this post, made me laugh actually
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
Are you a leopard?
FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
I want your attention in my mouth
Alright then :|
Maldreamer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I want your idea in my mind
BigBenis@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I want your help in my life...
A lot more wholesome than I expected.
portifornia@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I want your texts in my inbox
Xenny@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I want your help in my life
kyle@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Samesies!
raptore39@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
I want your help in my life
Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
I want your to in my life
What? Am i stupid?
Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
I want your own in my life
brygphilomena@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I want your help in my life
NiHaDuncan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I want your attention in my eyes.
;.;
belouve@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 1y
Huh, I got “ I want your attention in my mouth”.
Seems like we need attention like a pie to the face. Work from home that could make sense.
Etterra@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I want your yogurt in my bag.
Help I need an adult.
wetsoggybread@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I want your hand in my hand 🥰
kraftpudding@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I want your help in my life...
Drigo@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
I want your factory in my head.
Hmmm I might be playing too much Factorio...
credo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Predictions are turned off.
Landless2029@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I want your code in my editor
DevOps much?
PunkiBas@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I want your best in my ex
Huh..
A7thStone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I want your GF in my blood. What makes this worse is I use GF as shorthand for general foreman.
chetradley@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Center: I want your help in my life.
Left: I want your name in my room.
Right: I want your number in my account.
billbasher@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I want your attention in my mouth
Hahaha
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Same!
quinkin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I want your website in my life.
bran_buckler@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I’m all for this… I want your attention in my mouth.
Redex68@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I want your code in my editor
(another keyboard) I want your mouth in my mouth
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I want your attention in my mouth
Zomg@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I want your car in my opinion.
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
I want your computer in my country
In pretty sure that means y'all have to ship me your computers
Pika@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
I want your nose in my opinion
Phen@lemmy.eco.br · 3 pts · 1y
Center: I want your own in my life.
Left: I want your money in my account.
Right: I want your account in my life.
(sadly the suggestions changed after I typed the first two so I don't know what was originally on the right side)
CircuitSpells@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
That's funny, the first two are the same as mine. Do you us microsoft swiftkey?
Phen@lemmy.eco.br · 2 pts · 1y
Yep
Scrawny@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
I want your boss in my life.
weker01@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
He is pretty cool
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
I want your help in my life
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I want your name in my life
RedAggroBest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Uhhhhh
levzzz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I want your own in my life
VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
I want your name in my eyes.
Could be a song lyric, I guess.
wild@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I want your phone in my room
Acters@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
This is a boring auto complete party trick, 4/7
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I want your ever-growing in my backyard
Hmmm
NiHaDuncan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Message received.
terminally_offline@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 1y
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
I want your underwear in my pants.
pero@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Oh, really? 😏
belouve@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 1y
I want your attention in my mouth
M137@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I want your opinion in my opinion
PugJesus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
That's just like, your opinion, man.
Gumus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I want your point in my pocket
FoolHen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I want your help in my own
Kaboom@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y
I want your help in my life
Neat, kinda feels like a line from a romance novel.
ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I want your own in my own.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I want your to in my life?
muzzle@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
I want your own in my opinion
Rusty@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
I want your name in my car
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I want your website in my opinion.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
i want your mom in my life
Million@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
I want your opinion in my life
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I want your own in my life
000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
I want your opinion in my face
eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
Belgdore@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
superkret@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
PUSSY in my DICK