IMPERIVM SINE FINE

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97 Comments

Potatisen@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y

I want your mom in my life.

taiyang@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I want your help in my life.

Aw that one is kind of sad.

eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y

Same one I got!! And as someone with an overactive duty complex and an inability to be taken care of...

...please?

rainerloeten@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Nah, it's wholesome! :p

KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Same, maybe we can help each other :3

ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 1y

I want your email in my account

Apparently I'm an annoying website

otacon239@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I want your attention in my mouth

FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Hey that was mine too

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y

I want your name in my email

And I want it by 5 o'clock

fossphi@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I want your negativity in my bedroom

What the heck

PugJesus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Degradation kink?

fossphi@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

Aah, if only. More like eternal pessimism :/

I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I want your own in my life.

SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I think that's the default reply gboard gives when you have all personalization turned off

I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I'm using Microsoft SwiftKey. Might be the default behaviour for that too.

pero@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

I want your mum in my life

howrar@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I want your website in my life.

Alright guys, you heard my phone. Send me your personal websites.

PugJesus@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Explanation: The Emperor Trajan expanded the Roman Empire to its greatest extent - he truly wanted your land in his (Roman) land! 'Imperium sine fine' is a term meaning 'Empire without end', an aspect of imperial ideology that began to become popular during the Principate, in which Rome was not merely Defending Itself Into 3 Continents, but actually and actively destined to rule the world. For the good of those poor, savage barbarians, of course!

Funny enough, most Roman expansion happened under the Republic, which did not have this particular idea in the centerpiece.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

I want your money in my money.

I dunno, am I playing this game right? Hope so..

django@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y

I want your choice in my objection.

problematicPanther@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

I want your opinion in my car

mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y

I want your name in my eyes

NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y

I want your reply in my email

That's right. Don't you dare call me.

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I want your help in my life.
Almost poetic 🥲

kyle@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

There's dozens of us apparently

MrJukes@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I want your help in my life.

Kbobabob@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I got this one too. I see someone else did too. Must be common to be depressed.

helloworld55@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I want your money in my account

pero@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

So, a robbery?

rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I want your in my.

HeurtisticAlgorithm9@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y

.

(Edit: my keyboard didn't have text)

rainerloeten@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I want your ☺️ in my mouth

Thanks for this post, made me laugh actually

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y

Are you a leopard?

FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

I want your attention in my mouth

Alright then :|

Maldreamer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I want your idea in my mind

BigBenis@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I want your help in my life...

A lot more wholesome than I expected.

portifornia@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I want your texts in my inbox

Xenny@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I want your help in my life

kyle@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Samesies!

raptore39@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

I want your help in my life

Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

I want your to in my life

What? Am i stupid?

Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

I want your own in my life

brygphilomena@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I want your help in my life

NiHaDuncan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I want your attention in my eyes.

;.;

belouve@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 1y

Huh, I got “ I want your attention in my mouth”.

Seems like we need attention like a pie to the face. Work from home that could make sense.

Etterra@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I want your yogurt in my bag.

Help I need an adult.

wetsoggybread@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I want your hand in my hand 🥰

kraftpudding@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I want your help in my life...

Drigo@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y

I want your factory in my head.

Hmmm I might be playing too much Factorio...

credo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I want your in my.

Predictions are turned off.

Landless2029@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I want your code in my editor

DevOps much?

PunkiBas@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I want your best in my ex

Huh..

A7thStone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I want your GF in my blood. What makes this worse is I use GF as shorthand for general foreman.

chetradley@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Center: I want your help in my life.
Left: I want your name in my room.
Right: I want your number in my account.

billbasher@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I want your attention in my mouth

Hahaha

humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Same!

quinkin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I want your website in my life.

bran_buckler@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I’m all for this… I want your attention in my mouth.

Redex68@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I want your code in my editor
(another keyboard) I want your mouth in my mouth

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I want your attention in my mouth

Zomg@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I want your car in my opinion.

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

I want your computer in my country

In pretty sure that means y'all have to ship me your computers

Pika@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

I want your nose in my opinion

Phen@lemmy.eco.br · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Center: I want your own in my life.

Left: I want your money in my account.

Right: I want your account in my life.

(sadly the suggestions changed after I typed the first two so I don't know what was originally on the right side)

CircuitSpells@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's funny, the first two are the same as mine. Do you us microsoft swiftkey?

Phen@lemmy.eco.br · 2 pts · 1y

Yep

Scrawny@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I want your boss in my life.

weker01@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

He is pretty cool

itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

I want your help in my life

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I want your name in my life

RedAggroBest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I want your help in my car

Uhhhhh

levzzz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I want your own in my life

VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y

I want your name in my eyes.

Could be a song lyric, I guess.

wild@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I want your phone in my room

Acters@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I want your computer in my room

This is a boring auto complete party trick, 4/7

Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I want your ever-growing in my backyard

Hmmm

terminally_offline@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 1y
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i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I want your underwear in my pants.

pero@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Oh, really? 😏

belouve@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 1y

I want your attention in my mouth

M137@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I want your opinion in my opinion

PugJesus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

That's just like, your opinion, man.

Gumus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I want your point in my pocket

FoolHen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I want your help in my own

Kaboom@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y

I want your help in my life

Neat, kinda feels like a line from a romance novel.

ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I want your own in my own.

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I want your to in my life?

muzzle@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

I want your own in my opinion

Rusty@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

I want your name in my car

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I want your website in my opinion.

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y

i want your mom in my life

Million@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y

I want your opinion in my life

GrammarPolice@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I want your own in my life

000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

I want your opinion in my face

eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
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Belgdore@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
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superkret@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y
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feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y

PUSSY in my DICK