Thanks for the compliment - a lot of our team's hard work went into the subliminal conditioning broadcasts, and it's good to have confirmation that they're working as intended.
Your hate has been received and analyzed. Thank you for your contribution. Analysis has indicated that, if you can endure 50 seconds of birdsong as an introduction, you may prefer the original version, recorded by representatives of the planet Klaatu.
Every time humans get into space, they start squabbling. It's no wonder your planet is quarantined, you have no capacity to grok each other.
Upvote for accuracy. Signal has been boosted and enhanced, and in appreciation for your work, we've taken Jackson Allen off of our weekly harvest schedule.
@kingmongoose7877@lemmy.film Thank you for the kind words, human. In appreciation of your fine Fediverse etiquette, your name has been removed from our list of potential test subjects. Have a nice day.
I fail to see your point. Biological excrement is a fundamental necessity of all living things, and has no bearing on my capacity to interact with the Fediverse. You assume I'm ashamed of a natural function in a vain attempt to deflect an accurate (if emotionally damaging) assessment of your species' capacity to communicate. I was misinformed about your limitations and admitted it. Why did it make you defensive?
No, we abducted him back in '69 (you wouldn't believe how easy hippies are to catch). This was after our genetic modifications took affect (although before he learned how to control his growth spurts).
Lol - I'm still listening through - started when I posted. When I saw your comment I was like "woah, bro can time-warp". I have no chance at id'ing the originals, but this is one of the smoothest mixes I've heard - surpasses a lot of the other variants out there.
Is now fixed - thank you to the admins.
Update - this only appears to be affecting certain small magazines:
!scifi@kbin.social
!13thFloor@kbin.social
Neither of these have spam issues, so I'm unsure why they were removed / singled out. These ones are still de-federated as well:
!science@kbin.social
!technology@kbin.social
How Pollyanna of you, especially coming from the species that invented megachurches, "Reality" TV, and the CIA.
Well, in your defense, you all do make intriguing test subjects when properly sedated.
Says the guy who questions my reality... hypocrisy, thy name is Sanctus.
It's only strange if you're human.
It's not that anyone is scared of you guys. It's just that most of you are assholes, and no one wants to hang out with you.
Mainly because no one wants to talk to you. Humans tend to get homicidal when introduced to exotic species.
Thanks for the compliment - a lot of our team's hard work went into the subliminal conditioning broadcasts, and it's good to have confirmation that they're working as intended.
Your hate has been received and analyzed. Thank you for your contribution. Analysis has indicated that, if you can endure 50 seconds of birdsong as an introduction, you may prefer the original version, recorded by representatives of the planet Klaatu.
Well, most of you are, anyway... well said regardless.
We have amplified and transmitted your message. He was in the shower, but sends his regards.
Every time humans get into space, they start squabbling. It's no wonder your planet is quarantined, you have no capacity to grok each other.
Upvote for accuracy. Signal has been boosted and enhanced, and in appreciation for your work, we've taken Jackson Allen off of our weekly harvest schedule.
@kingmongoose7877@lemmy.film Thank you for the kind words, human. In appreciation of your fine Fediverse etiquette, your name has been removed from our list of potential test subjects. Have a nice day.
I fail to see your point. Biological excrement is a fundamental necessity of all living things, and has no bearing on my capacity to interact with the Fediverse. You assume I'm ashamed of a natural function in a vain attempt to deflect an accurate (if emotionally damaging) assessment of your species' capacity to communicate. I was misinformed about your limitations and admitted it. Why did it make you defensive?
No, we abducted him back in '69 (you wouldn't believe how easy hippies are to catch). This was after our genetic modifications took affect (although before he learned how to control his growth spurts).
I was unaware corvids could type. Challenge accepted.
Lol - I'm still listening through - started when I posted. When I saw your comment I was like "woah, bro can time-warp". I have no chance at id'ing the originals, but this is one of the smoothest mixes I've heard - surpasses a lot of the other variants out there.