on The Sandlot FOR-EV-ER FOR-EV-ER · c/nostalgia · 35 pts · 2yKid on the shirt is the dude on the right.
on Byron Bay is to be stripped of its nudist beach – and naturists blame ‘conservative creep’ · c/world · 13 pts · 2y
on “Systemd is the future” · c/linux · 26 pts · 2yLuca Boccassi sounds like he got pantsed a few too many times in high school.
on Toxic linux communities moment: · c/linuxmemes · 31 pts · 2yOh fuck you.. take your upvote and know that you have hurt my soul and I love you for it.
on We've all been there... · c/linuxmemes · 6 pts · 2yFuck it. What's the worst that could happen? Oh.
on Americans are choking on surging fast-food prices. "I can't justify the expense," one customer says · c/news · 8 pts · 2yWe got JJ's a couple weeks ago. 3 sandwiches and 3 cookies was over $50. That was not worth anywhere near that much.
on I’ve run out of ideas so I’m asking you. How do you stop your runny nose? · c/asklemmy · 5 pts · 2yA spoon of hot horseradish or wasabi work too.
on The year is 2001, what CD are you playing on your Walkman? · c/nostalgia · 13 pts · 2yLinkin Park and Papa Roach probably.
on Video games: A promising tool for anxiety and depression · c/technology · 10 pts · 2ySorry. Your insurance will only cover an Xbox 360.
on Reddit Warns That r/WallStreetBets Could Wreak Havoc on Its Stock Price · c/technology · 85 pts · 2yDon't worry everybody. Our IPO might seem bad, but it's just because our users have absolutely no faith in us.
on Apple Vision Pro Owners Are Struggling to Figure Out What They Just Bought · c/technology · 11 pts · 2yWe should start calling these the "new oculus" or something. The marketing has been insane and neither Meta or Apple would benefit. It would be like when people called every console a Nintendo.
on Viral videos of Tesla drivers using VR headsets prompt US government alarm · c/news · 4 pts · 2yYup me too. Meta has seen me take a piss more than my wife.
on Pls post the answer · c/funny · 15 pts · 2yGuy: Dude, that skinny fish just bit me!! Friend: It didn't even touch you, pussy. Guy: I swear to God it got me. Friend: Got you with what, its scary fish magic?
on *Permanently Deleted* · c/technology · 1 pts · 2yYou have to pay for it? Bro. I'll leave the Internet forever before I'll pay for a search engine.
on *Permanently Deleted* · c/news · 6 pts · 2yI got a Big Mac last week that looked like a kids meal version.
on find, grep, sed, and awk · c/linux · 2 pts · 2yI remember those! I think the comeback version is the Tile or AirTag but I'm too old to hear them beep.
Kid on the shirt is the dude on the right.
Luca Boccassi sounds like he got pantsed a few too many times in high school.
Oh fuck you.. take your upvote and know that you have hurt my soul and I love you for it.
Fuck it. What's the worst that could happen?
Oh.
We got JJ's a couple weeks ago. 3 sandwiches and 3 cookies was over $50. That was not worth anywhere near that much.
A spoon of hot horseradish or wasabi work too.
Linkin Park and Papa Roach probably.
Sorry. Your insurance will only cover an Xbox 360.
Don't worry everybody. Our IPO might seem bad, but it's just because our users have absolutely no faith in us.
We should start calling these the "new oculus" or something. The marketing has been insane and neither Meta or Apple would benefit. It would be like when people called every console a Nintendo.
Yup me too. Meta has seen me take a piss more than my wife.
Guy: Dude, that skinny fish just bit me!!
Friend: It didn't even touch you, pussy.
Guy: I swear to God it got me.
Friend: Got you with what, its scary fish magic?
You have to pay for it? Bro. I'll leave the Internet forever before I'll pay for a search engine.
Good ol' gangbang.
PUNCH IN THE FACE!!!!
I got a Big Mac last week that looked like a kids meal version.
For bank shots.
I remember those! I think the comeback version is the Tile or AirTag but I'm too old to hear them beep.
I wish I could grep my car keys sometimes.