(Windows pops up a friendly dialog telling you in a cheery tone and with Corporate Memphis avatars that Microsoft would like to install a smörgåsbord of spyware on your machine. You can submit now, or maybe later. Resistance is futile.)
"Jesus Christ, what a fucking shitshow. This makes me want to try omarchy."
(Apple launches an ad where they proudly announce that they mean to pulp all human creativity into a marginally thinner iPad. Then they tell you that they are going to make their devices spy on every real-life conversation you have! The future is AWESOME!)
"Fuck me, this sort of shit makes me want to abandon all technology and live in a cabin in the woods. Or try omarchy."
@Soyweiser @HotGarbage usage examples:
(Windows pops up a friendly dialog telling you in a cheery tone and with Corporate Memphis avatars that Microsoft would like to install a smörgåsbord of spyware on your machine. You can submit now, or maybe later. Resistance is futile.)
"Jesus Christ, what a fucking shitshow. This makes me want to try omarchy."
(Apple launches an ad where they proudly announce that they mean to pulp all human creativity into a marginally thinner iPad. Then they tell you that they are going to make their devices spy on every real-life conversation you have! The future is AWESOME!)
"Fuck me, this sort of shit makes me want to abandon all technology and live in a cabin in the woods. Or try omarchy."
@Soyweiser @HotGarbage "This makes me want to try Omarchy", to me, sounds like the nerd version of "This makes me want to wash my eyes with bleach".