Anyone else seen John Carpenter's BodyBags where a serial killer possessed Mark Hamill rapes 1960's supermodel Twiggy and you totally see his butt and taint (and hers) for an uncomfortably long time?
Thanks for the recommendation for Fried Barry, looks like a lot of fun. Much Appreciated! I haven't watched anything out of South Africa for years. Not since Oats Studios which feels like a million years ago now.
Ah yes. The 'Backlog'. I keep seeing films come up on Kodi or Jellfin that I would quite like to watch but there's always a 'but'. I don't know quite when I started obsessively paying attention to exactly how long a film runs but probably somewhere around the same time I started asking myself: "Am I going to fall asleep after an hour?" and "Will I bother picking it up again tomorrow if I do?" Lee Cronin's The Mummy almost fell by the wayside, saved only by the young woman playing the titular being (I thought) rather good (also is he trying for a Clive Barker thing or is just to avoid confusion with Tom Cruise's The Mummy?)
Sometimes I even start films I know for a fact I am not going to watch just so I can sit there grumbling for fifteen minutes or so. In much the same way you might speculate over the existence of an especially egregious turd - "The size! the smell! Who would lay such a thing!?" The Bone Keeper is the most recent one I can remember the name of. Though there seems to be a recent glut of Loosely Lovecraft films that seem to be made of old dried up bits of Shoggoth shit.
I am quite enjoying Widow's Bay though. Thirty five minutes, a monster of the week and it's funny.
MadS looks good. I will dl it tonight. Haven't seen the Toxic Avenger remake but I have it on the server, but tbh I'd probably rather rewatch Tromeo and Juliet. Some films have a magic to them and that film is a sputtering dark candle in a gutter o'erflowed with filth.
I recently rate The Surrender 2025, Bring Her Back 2024 (not just cos I have a thing for Sally Hawkins) and if you haven't seen it When Evil Lurks from 2023. All scratched the horror itch.
Agree on the pointless Street Trash remake. Feels like 'they' have done that a lot recently, i.e. remake schlock and double down on the shit bits in some kind of ironic crapfest. Like with the new Anaconda film. Why not just remake something good instead of microwaving crap bc they got the IP for pennies.
Do you know I have had Funny Games on DVD for years and I haven't watched it. I got so burned out by dark films that I have to 'fall' into watching them organically somehow. Like either they are on and I get pulled in or I have to creep up on them without quite realising/admitting they're going to be a fucking brutal trip, or go see them at the cinema.
You sound like your a bit of a film buff as well. What have you watched recently that you rate or hate?
Pasolini's Salo/120 Days of Sodom - Nobody ever regrets watching it.
Bad Boy Bubby - One of many grim Aussie films of that era. A classic.
The Warzone - Tim Roth's directorial feature. Incestuous rape introducing Colin Farrell in his feature debut.
Drowning By Numbers/ A Zed and Two Noughts - Peter Greenaway shoots his films like renaissance paintings. Do you like lots and lots of snails on naked bodies? No? Tough. The Michael Nyman scores are terrific though.
You can pretty much take your pic with any of Lars Von Triers films. Breaking the Waves, Antichrist, Dogville etc.
Festen - which is Danish but NOT a Lars Von Trier film is probably the best Dogme 95 films of all. Including that fucking MAGAT Harmony Korine. Don't know if this is that haunting but a good film anyway.
Come and See - Yes yes come and see! and in the vein of horrible WW2 films...
Salon Kitty - Tinto Brass before he went full porno.
Baise Moi - FUCK ME! No really that's what its called.
Christiane F : Wir Kinder vom Bahnhof Zoo - Not a documentary but based on fact.
Long John Silver from Treasure Island. The OG and best anti-hero and heel turn of any character.
Miss Havisham from Great Expectations . An textbook example of how to do capricious rot.
Baby Jane played by Bette Davis from 'Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?'. God I love Bette Davis.
Traitor General from the comic Rogue Trooper. Traitor General has been a wonderful bastard over the years.
Arthur 'Cody' Jarrett played by James Cagney from 'White Heat'.
Clarence Bodicker played by Kurtwood Smith from 'Robocop'. "Can you fly, Bobby?" 'Nuff said.
Daimyo Matsudaira Naritsugu played by Goro Inagaki in Takashi Miike's '13 Assassins'. Perfect psychotic aristo upheld by corrupt flunkeys who has no real conception of the effects of his actions.
Prince Nuada played by one of the Bros twins from 'Hellboy II'. So sympathetic. Team Prince Nuada all the way.
Syd played by Peter Mullan from 'Children of Men'. Syd refers to himself in the third person (An actual sign of psychopathy) and does not care about anyone else, not even the first pregnant woman in a decade..
Begbie played by Robert Carlyle from 'Trainspotting'. "Nae cunt leaves here til we find oot what cunt glassed yon lassie." Never mind that he threw the glass.
Awesome. Pretty cool he likes ReBoot. Sounds like such a fun breakfast morning. I've been trying to do something similar but they're like little media limpets at toddler age; sticking to one thing and one thing only and of course atm it's become Mr Tumble (an irritating clown whose schtick is that they dress up and do makaton). So while the weather has been nice I've been shucking mine off the rock, so to speak and getting them in the garden. Hope you have fun. :)
It seems like you have a massive list already. So here's a few more!
A few ones I enjoyed (mostly as a kid) which aren't listed or mentioned:
Conan the Barbarian the Animated Series - very 90's. I used to record it on VHS
Visionaries - Knights of the Magical Light. - Commissioned to help sell a toy line with holograms (all the rage in the 80s) Cartoon was pretty good quality for the time.
Pole Position- Ulysses 31 (currently seeding btw)- Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors - which are all French Japanese Cartoons scored by Shuky Levy who really encapsulates the sound of an 80's after school cartoon for me. Even if the plot is a bit meh at times the intro music is absolutely cracking.
Around the World with Willy Fogg - Dogtanian and Three Muskahounds - Spanish Japanese production. Also great theme tunes!
ReBoot - (Ian Gibson who worked on 2000AD developed this. The CG might have aged a bit though! Kids cartoon but had some quite adult reference at the time)
Camp Lazlo - by creator of Rocko's Modern Life
Whatever Happened to Robot Jones? - Short lived Cartoon Network offereing circa 2002.
No 70s Hanna Barbera? Short formats but I enjoyed Roger Ramjet, Batfink (both not Hanna Barbera) and Topcat (which is but was made in the 60's.)
Mine I think, is younger than yours but absolutely adores Hey Duggee and Squirrel Club and they are very good with great music. Check out the Space or Music Video episodes in particular.
I haven't heard about the poster in Poltergeist, thanks.
There is a real life chill about those three films that I almost find them hard to watch. From the actual skeletons in the pool to the deaths of several of the cast members. Also the late, great Julian Beck dying of stomach cancer while playing the evil Reverend haunted me for years. Brrr.
Poltergeist II - At one point in the film Craig Nelson (aka the Dad) asks Will Sampson's Medicine Man character if he's escaped from a mental asylum. The way it's played make it obviously a funny little nod to Sampson playing Chief Bromden in 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit? - Christopher Lloyd's character is looking for Roger after smashing up the Trolley Depot bar and one of the drunks tells him "Yea I seen a rabbit. He's right here. say Hello Harvey." At which point if you've seen the 1950's Jimmy Stewart comedy 'Harvey', about a man whose best friend is an invisible rabbit, feel free to bore anyone else who might be in earshot by explaining the joke.
Oh you mean these fucking guys? They went out of their way to make them especially scary. The whole film is infamous for being basically a kids horror film. Like the bit with the corridor with the disemmbodied heads of the witch all screaming as Fairuza Balk runs through it? Yea..
There seemed to be an era where traumatising children was part of the draw for the audience and I wonder if it has kind of died out. The Wolves of Willoughby Chase was another one that my parents had to switch off.
I'm not the film police and your argument for its inclusion as 'post-apocalyptic but fantasy' is all cool. So yes I will take it and roll, awkwardly across sand and gravel, mud and debris, into tomorrow's ongoing dystopia.
Thank you for that recommendation. I do remember watching it on video, probably about the time it came out. Then absolutely wrecking myself on a hill after I took the brake off my own skates. Fun times indeed. Did not remember Jack Black or Seth Green being in it though. Also you are totes not gay for 90s Shane McDermott. Understood.
Anyone else seen John Carpenter's BodyBags where a serial killer possessed Mark Hamill rapes 1960's supermodel Twiggy and you totally see his butt and taint (and hers) for an uncomfortably long time?
Thanks for the recommendation for Fried Barry, looks like a lot of fun. Much Appreciated! I haven't watched anything out of South Africa for years. Not since Oats Studios which feels like a million years ago now.
Ah yes. The 'Backlog'. I keep seeing films come up on Kodi or Jellfin that I would quite like to watch but there's always a 'but'. I don't know quite when I started obsessively paying attention to exactly how long a film runs but probably somewhere around the same time I started asking myself: "Am I going to fall asleep after an hour?" and "Will I bother picking it up again tomorrow if I do?" Lee Cronin's The Mummy almost fell by the wayside, saved only by the young woman playing the titular being (I thought) rather good (also is he trying for a Clive Barker thing or is just to avoid confusion with Tom Cruise's The Mummy?)
Sometimes I even start films I know for a fact I am not going to watch just so I can sit there grumbling for fifteen minutes or so. In much the same way you might speculate over the existence of an especially egregious turd - "The size! the smell! Who would lay such a thing!?" The Bone Keeper is the most recent one I can remember the name of. Though there seems to be a recent glut of Loosely Lovecraft films that seem to be made of old dried up bits of Shoggoth shit.
I am quite enjoying Widow's Bay though. Thirty five minutes, a monster of the week and it's funny.
MadS looks good. I will dl it tonight. Haven't seen the Toxic Avenger remake but I have it on the server, but tbh I'd probably rather rewatch Tromeo and Juliet. Some films have a magic to them and that film is a sputtering dark candle in a gutter o'erflowed with filth.
I recently rate The Surrender 2025, Bring Her Back 2024 (not just cos I have a thing for Sally Hawkins) and if you haven't seen it When Evil Lurks from 2023. All scratched the horror itch.
Agree on the pointless Street Trash remake. Feels like 'they' have done that a lot recently, i.e. remake schlock and double down on the shit bits in some kind of ironic crapfest. Like with the new Anaconda film. Why not just remake something good instead of microwaving crap bc they got the IP for pennies.
Do you know I have had Funny Games on DVD for years and I haven't watched it. I got so burned out by dark films that I have to 'fall' into watching them organically somehow. Like either they are on and I get pulled in or I have to creep up on them without quite realising/admitting they're going to be a fucking brutal trip, or go see them at the cinema.
You sound like your a bit of a film buff as well. What have you watched recently that you rate or hate?
Pasolini's Salo/120 Days of Sodom - Nobody ever regrets watching it.
Bad Boy Bubby - One of many grim Aussie films of that era. A classic.
The Warzone - Tim Roth's directorial feature. Incestuous rape introducing Colin Farrell in his feature debut.
Drowning By Numbers/ A Zed and Two Noughts - Peter Greenaway shoots his films like renaissance paintings. Do you like lots and lots of snails on naked bodies? No? Tough. The Michael Nyman scores are terrific though.
You can pretty much take your pic with any of Lars Von Triers films. Breaking the Waves, Antichrist, Dogville etc.
Festen - which is Danish but NOT a Lars Von Trier film is probably the best Dogme 95 films of all. Including that fucking MAGAT Harmony Korine. Don't know if this is that haunting but a good film anyway.
Come and See - Yes yes come and see! and in the vein of horrible WW2 films...
Salon Kitty - Tinto Brass before he went full porno.
Baise Moi - FUCK ME! No really that's what its called.
Christiane F : Wir Kinder vom Bahnhof Zoo - Not a documentary but based on fact.
Reckon that should be enough. Happy viewing! LOL.
Long John Silver from Treasure Island. The OG and best anti-hero and heel turn of any character.
Miss Havisham from Great Expectations . An textbook example of how to do capricious rot.
Baby Jane played by Bette Davis from 'Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?'. God I love Bette Davis.
Traitor General from the comic Rogue Trooper. Traitor General has been a wonderful bastard over the years.
Arthur 'Cody' Jarrett played by James Cagney from 'White Heat'.
Clarence Bodicker played by Kurtwood Smith from 'Robocop'. "Can you fly, Bobby?" 'Nuff said.
Daimyo Matsudaira Naritsugu played by Goro Inagaki in Takashi Miike's '13 Assassins'. Perfect psychotic aristo upheld by corrupt flunkeys who has no real conception of the effects of his actions.
Prince Nuada played by one of the Bros twins from 'Hellboy II'. So sympathetic. Team Prince Nuada all the way.
Syd played by Peter Mullan from 'Children of Men'. Syd refers to himself in the third person (An actual sign of psychopathy) and does not care about anyone else, not even the first pregnant woman in a decade..
Begbie played by Robert Carlyle from 'Trainspotting'. "Nae cunt leaves here til we find oot what cunt glassed yon lassie." Never mind that he threw the glass.
Awesome. Pretty cool he likes ReBoot. Sounds like such a fun breakfast morning. I've been trying to do something similar but they're like little media limpets at toddler age; sticking to one thing and one thing only and of course atm it's become Mr Tumble (an irritating clown whose schtick is that they dress up and do makaton). So while the weather has been nice I've been shucking mine off the rock, so to speak and getting them in the garden. Hope you have fun. :)
It seems like you have a massive list already. So here's a few more!
A few ones I enjoyed (mostly as a kid) which aren't listed or mentioned:
Conan the Barbarian the Animated Series - very 90's. I used to record it on VHS
Visionaries - Knights of the Magical Light. - Commissioned to help sell a toy line with holograms (all the rage in the 80s) Cartoon was pretty good quality for the time.
Pole Position- Ulysses 31 (currently seeding btw)- Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors - which are all French Japanese Cartoons scored by Shuky Levy who really encapsulates the sound of an 80's after school cartoon for me. Even if the plot is a bit meh at times the intro music is absolutely cracking.
Around the World with Willy Fogg - Dogtanian and Three Muskahounds - Spanish Japanese production. Also great theme tunes!
ReBoot - (Ian Gibson who worked on 2000AD developed this. The CG might have aged a bit though! Kids cartoon but had some quite adult reference at the time)
Camp Lazlo - by creator of Rocko's Modern Life
Whatever Happened to Robot Jones? - Short lived Cartoon Network offereing circa 2002.
No 70s Hanna Barbera? Short formats but I enjoyed Roger Ramjet, Batfink (both not Hanna Barbera) and Topcat (which is but was made in the 60's.)
Mine I think, is younger than yours but absolutely adores Hey Duggee and Squirrel Club and they are very good with great music. Check out the Space or Music Video episodes in particular.
I haven't heard about the poster in Poltergeist, thanks. There is a real life chill about those three films that I almost find them hard to watch. From the actual skeletons in the pool to the deaths of several of the cast members. Also the late, great Julian Beck dying of stomach cancer while playing the evil Reverend haunted me for years. Brrr.
Poltergeist II - At one point in the film Craig Nelson (aka the Dad) asks Will Sampson's Medicine Man character if he's escaped from a mental asylum. The way it's played make it obviously a funny little nod to Sampson playing Chief Bromden in 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit? - Christopher Lloyd's character is looking for Roger after smashing up the Trolley Depot bar and one of the drunks tells him "Yea I seen a rabbit. He's right here. say Hello Harvey." At which point if you've seen the 1950's Jimmy Stewart comedy 'Harvey', about a man whose best friend is an invisible rabbit, feel free to bore anyone else who might be in earshot by explaining the joke.
Massive Attack = Banksy. You heard it from me first. Or maybe you didn't and you knew it already all along.
Charlie Don't Surf.
Thank youI haven't come across that podcast before. I will definitely check that out. It is a wonderfully silly film.
Oh you mean these fucking guys? They went out of their way to make them especially scary. The whole film is infamous for being basically a kids horror film. Like the bit with the corridor with the disemmbodied heads of the witch all screaming as Fairuza Balk runs through it? Yea..
There seemed to be an era where traumatising children was part of the draw for the audience and I wonder if it has kind of died out. The Wolves of Willoughby Chase was another one that my parents had to switch off.
I'm not the film police and your argument for its inclusion as 'post-apocalyptic but fantasy' is all cool. So yes I will take it and roll, awkwardly across sand and gravel, mud and debris, into tomorrow's ongoing dystopia.
Thank you for that recommendation. I do remember watching it on video, probably about the time it came out. Then absolutely wrecking myself on a hill after I took the brake off my own skates. Fun times indeed. Did not remember Jack Black or Seth Green being in it though. Also you are totes not gay for 90s Shane McDermott. Understood.
Great! :D Good to hear that this weird niche from the trash-heap of cinematic history may yet claim another victim.
Any film where people ride around on rollerskates in a post-apocalyptic society.
I'm especially partial to SolarBabies (1986), but I'll also accept 'Roller Blade' and 'Prayer of the Rollerboys', where young Patricia Arquette and downsloping Corey Haim don the skates. Rollerball from 1974 is the Citizen Kane of this genre. The 2002 remake with LL Cool J is its red headed step-child.