26Winter Olympics is just low-friction Olympics c/showerthoughts · by mack7400@lemmy.world · 1y · 1 comments
on Somebody call Luigi · c/microblogmemes · 16 pts · 1yAnd go through metal detectors every day at work.
on Canadian town at standstill over councillors' refusal to take oath of allegiance to King Charles · c/world · 36 pts · 1yI'm jelly of Americans, who will never have to deal with that bullshit. Nope, not at all!
on Need more fiber · c/comicstrips · 2 pts · 1yAnd their toilets with dry surfaces that you poop on. That threw me for a loop when I visited Berlin.
on What was the happiest day of your life and why? · c/asklemmy · 2 pts · 1yWow, what a day! Did you get married in the delivery room?
on Harris Plan Would Bring Tax Increases for Richest 1% and Cuts for the Bottom 99% | Common Dreams · c/politics · 12 pts · 1yA tax cut for me is just a tax cut for me, but a tax cut for the rich could make anything happen -- maybe even a tax cut for me!
on Trump now says he's the "father of IVF" · c/politics · 6 pts · 1yI can believe that. Most women would rather have a date with a turkey baster than him.
on How Every In-Group Out-Group Joke Sounds w o Cultural Context · c/usauthoritarianism · 4 pts · 1yAnd when women were women, like k.d. lang, Annie Lennox, and Tracy Chapman
on How Every In-Group Out-Group Joke Sounds w o Cultural Context · c/usauthoritarianism · 15 pts · 1yThey've gone slept!
on The Beaneater- Annibale Carracci, oil on canvas (1580-1590) · c/traditional_art · 11 pts · 1y"Why you gotta take a painting of every meal?"
on me_irl · c/me_irl · 4 pts · 1yMy brain while kayaking: "omg the house is a mess! Stop your worthless playing and get to work!" My brain while cleaning said house; "omg you're frittering your life away on meaningless chores! Go out kayaking!!" My brain while playing games: "check behind the waterfall for loot!"
on Microsoft Recall is now an explorer.exe dependency · c/technology · 7 pts · 1ySame. First distro that was actually painless 10 years ago, and I haven't looked back.
on Some Floridians choose to stay despite warnings of life risk: ‘We have faith in the Lord’ · c/news · 1 pts · 1yAnd apparently, no faith in Ron White.
on I'm listening to a motivational speaker at a corporate conference when I realize... · c/showerthoughts · 5 pts · 1yHell, I could go for that. Sitting on the tailgate, eating my can of pasta, watching the water flow by, no reports to finish, no quotas I need to meet.
on Unbeelievable · c/microblogmemes · 1 pts · 1yThe real jerks are the wasp queens who kick out the workers so they have to go begging at picnics.
And go through metal detectors every day at work.
I'm jelly of Americans, who will never have to deal with that bullshit. Nope, not at all!
Ou yo
This comic is the shit
And their toilets with dry surfaces that you poop on. That threw me for a loop when I visited Berlin.
Wow, what a day! Did you get married in the delivery room?
Should I take your word for it?
A tax cut for me is just a tax cut for me, but a tax cut for the rich could make anything happen -- maybe even a tax cut for me!
Nor does it say "Do not steep and savour for the rest of your life"
"My word, this excursion is quite the jocular exercise!"
I can believe that. Most women would rather have a date with a turkey baster than him.
And when women were women, like k.d. lang, Annie Lennox, and Tracy Chapman
They've gone slept!
"Why you gotta take a painting of every meal?"
"It's a Krustybuuuuuuuurger!!!"
My brain while kayaking: "omg the house is a mess! Stop your worthless playing and get to work!"
My brain while cleaning said house; "omg you're frittering your life away on meaningless chores! Go out kayaking!!"
My brain while playing games: "check behind the waterfall for loot!"
Same. First distro that was actually painless 10 years ago, and I haven't looked back.
And apparently, no faith in Ron White.
Hell, I could go for that. Sitting on the tailgate, eating my can of pasta, watching the water flow by, no reports to finish, no quotas I need to meet.
The real jerks are the wasp queens who kick out the workers so they have to go begging at picnics.