merry_goes_forever

u/merry_goes_forever@lemm.ee
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on Pathological Lying · c/mentalhealth · 1 pts · 1y

I have to go to a stupid Passover Seder tonight. I’m going to pretend to be schizophrenic so the rabbi and his wife don’t ask me too many questions. I’m going to tell them that I have a supercomputer controlling my mind and I can only say things that the supercomputer lets me say.

on Pathological Lying · c/mentalhealth · 2 pts · 1y

The trouble is that I can’t control it. Lies come out easier than the truth. It’s been this way since childhood. I don’t have a mask. I create new identities, and I need to collapse myself into one identity and stick with it, and part of that would be to stop the lying. I don’t want to destroy my relationships again. I’m so confused about where to turn.

Not up for paying for a lawyer. So glad I posted here before doing anything. At least half smart and half dumb. That’s better than all dumb.

What would it accomplish? Nothing g. It would be hilarious to get back at them, even if they didn’t realize what was happening. I would have a huge laughing attack over it, and those are always fun (I’m a primary psychopath). I just wish I could do SOMETHING.

Thank you for your reply. I am truly a lifestyle actress (and therefor a lifestyle troll) and I think up mostly ridiculous shit. I am trying to figure out a legal way to get back at them, even if only I myself find amusing. I don’t care if they don’t care. It’s just a funny thing to do. I just want to avoid legal trouble. From posting here, I’ve realized from all you good people that I should avoid burning crosses lmao.