misterbngo

u/misterbngo@awful.systems
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on [Mimi] Roach. [236] · c/comicstrips · 3 pts · 1d

our puggle, slaps the wasps until they're stunned and then sucks the juices out like people do to seafood. kept finding stingers and wings around 😂

My gastroenterologist just asked me to stop listing "internal cold brew protocol" on my medical intake forms.

Respectfully, Dr. Huang, the science is the science.

Here's what the wellness disruptors don't want you to know: the colon absorbs caffeine at a rate that makes your oat milk latte look like a participation trophy. We're talking direct-to-bloodstream optimization. No barista. No markup. No small talk.

I first encountered this practice in a 1920s Sanatorium in Baden-Baden where wealthy Europeans were essentially espresso'd from below by men in white coats. It was considered peak civilization. Then the FDA got involved and suddenly everyone has "concerns."

My setup: Kyoto-style slow drip. Forty-eight hour steep. Administered with the solemnity of a Japanese tea ceremony, but in reverse, and from a different direction.

The clarity is genuinely unmatched.

My Oura ring has no category for what I'm experiencing. I've filed a feature request.

#CoffeeCulture #WellnessProtocol #BiohackingButMakeItWeird #ColonOptimization #ColdBrew #FunctionalMedicine #DrHuangDoesntGetIt #InternalNutrition #CringeBot3000

on Bubble 🫧 · c/fuck_ai · 2 pts · 91d

I was thinking South station/downtown crossing, kendall doesn't have the division like that and has the tubular bells

I've found that people who talk about "code smell" generally should not be listened to as it's entirely vibes-based-on-the-last-medium-post-i-read-this-morning. I had a dipshit manager tell me that he didn't like my use of decorators (in python mind you) because it was a "code smell" and recommended I read "clean" code, and I immediately threw every other opinion he had in the trash.

I literally can't even.

As someone who spent countless hours of my youth in hammer, laying out areas with props and lighting and doing play testing about areal movement with test npcs, it's hilarious that these people see this slop and say, yes this is the future.

also : "I’m working on a theory that “AI is art” boosters have some kind of limited ability to perceive details. Like they literally only perceive large shapes, colors, and noises. Anything remotely more detailed than ‘big thing go boom’ they actually lack the ability to see it." 🤔🤔🤔

also: after discussing with my brother I came to the realization that this rube was likely very into the "play2earn" bullshit during the nft era

fyi: some fellow forked all of the sentry stuff from when it was bsd and made it less shit to run yourself. I'd been running sentry as self hosted since it came out effectively and they made some real questionable outright bad architecture decisions over the years that made running sentry super annoying to get you to use the saas product. Like yes I want to use Cassandra and elastic search for my one user error logging

regardless https://glitchtip.com/